Not Your Father's Fruit Punch | Small Town Brewery

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Not Your Father's Fruit PunchNot Your Father's Fruit Punch
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Not Your Father's Fruit PunchNot Your Father's Fruit Punch

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Small Town Brewery
Illinois, United States

Style: Fruit / Vegetable Beer

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 5.00%

Availability: Year-round

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Photo of NeroFiddled
2.86/5  rDev -20.1%
look: 2.25 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 2 | overall: 3

Small Town Brewery "Not Your Father's Fruit Punch"
12 fl. oz. brown glass bottle, coded "0958LX 0932FL-" whatever that means
$2 @ Giant, Havertown, PA

Notes via stream of consciousness: Well I certainly wasn't expecting it to be as reddish-pink as it is. It's pretty intense. There's no head at all. Nor do I see any bubbles rising to the surface. Odd. OK, so let's see. It smells like fruit punch, like Hawaiian Punch but not as strong. I'm not sure what the exact fruits are, pineapple and so forth, but it's exactly like Hawaiian Punch. On to the flavor... well no surprise here, it tastes like Hawaiian Punch. Watered down Hawaiian Punch, but Hawaiian Punch none the less. It's not as sweet as most of their other drinks, which is good in my opinion, but a little weird. And, of course, there's no perceptible bitterness. Oh, I just noticed, it's also at a more reasonable alcohol content (5% abv) than most of their drinks, and that's a change! There's hardly any carbonation to it, if any, which is a bit surprising as well. In the end it's no better than just adding some vodka to Hawaiian Punch so I'm not sure what's it's good for except that it's already packaged. Put it in cans and maybe I'd consider taking it camping, but in general I like to drink beer, and THIS IS NOT BEER. Disappointing, and probably their worst effort in that without any carbonation it has no head, so it doesn't look like beer, and without any carbonation it doesn't have the mouthfeel of beer. It doesn't seem like they're even making an attempt to make it seem like beer. On top of that, in all honesty, it's just not even a very good malternative as it just seems dull and lackluster, and certainly one-sided.
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Photo of Grupatre
3.63/5  rDev +1.4%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Stofko1992
3.41/5  rDev -4.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.5

Photo of Knapp85
3.79/5  rDev +5.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Photo of Czequershuus
4.01/5  rDev +12%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 5 | overall: 4

This "beer" pours an alarming clear crimson with no head. The aroma is remarkable - it does expertly mimic name brand Hawaiian Punch - it has the vague, fruit flavoring smel that is somehow a blend of cherry, raspberry, strawberry, banana, and just plain sugar - honestly, this is like the zebra stripe bubblegum. The flavor is double strength kool-aid sweet, but again, absolutely nails the Hawaiian Punch taste. The mouthfeel is syrupy, with almost no carbonation. Overall this is a tough thing to judge - is this in any way a balanced, well thought out beer? No. But does it taste exactly like a third grade birthday party? Yes, These Small Town beverages alwasy seem to reproduce the best example of what they mimic.

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Photo of dertyd
3.75/5  rDev +4.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Not Your Father's Fruit Punch from Small Town Brewery
Beer rating: 3.58 out of 5 with 6 ratings