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Hey, Careful Man, There's A Beverage Here!Hey, Careful Man, There's A Beverage Here!

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Pipeworks Brewing Company
Illinois, United States | website

Style: Milk / Sweet Stout

Alcohol by volume (ABV): 10.50%

Availability: Rotating

Notes / Commercial Description:
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not Mr. Regular Stout. You're Mr. Regular Stout. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, White Stout, or uh, Milk Stout, or El White Russian Imperial Stouterino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." We aged this White Russian inspired white stout with cacao nibs, vanilla bean and cold pressed ipsento coffee. The beverage at the end of this process is beer that could turn anyone concerned with style categories into a nihilist. It is amber in color but has aromas and flavors of coffee, chocolate, vanilla, caramel and sweet malt. Delicious now or to cellar until Walter agrees to roll on shabbas (and that will be a while).

Added by Norseman on 10-29-2013

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Photo of stortore
3.87/5  rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

22 ounce bottle into a snifter. Bottled 2/15/16.

Pours a copper color, mostly clear, with a small head and some soapy lacing. Smell leads with vanilla, then malt, some yeast, a cream- like aroma, light chocolate, light coffee. The taste brings malt, vanilla, chocolate, caramel, cream. Not getting much coffee. Has a Kahlua- like taste on the finish. smooth, lighter bodied, hides the ABV well.

Really wanted to be wild about this one, but I wasn't. Didn't get nearly the coffee other reviews seemed to, so maybe it was me having a bad taste bud day. Still it's a good beer and another solid effort from PW. Always worth a purchase for their creativity.

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Photo of matttauszik
3.56/5  rDev -8%
look: 2.75 | smell: 3 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

L:(22oz. bottle) Pours medium copper haze with a short lived head & no lacing, def. not like a stout.
S: Sweet marshmallow, slight vanilla.
T: Rich: Cocoa, cream, vodka: def. gets the white Russian flavor. Almost cloyingly sweet but somewhat balanced with a dryer than expected finish.
F: Creamy, slightly chewy, almost soda like to start but carbonation fades to syrup.
Good. Novelty beer for sure. 8 oz. bottle would of been better (whatever happened to those, anyway?) Drinkable but definitely not a pounder. High alcohol content was not readily apparent. Would have appreciated more if it was closer to a true milk stout.

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Photo of Wasatch
4.02/5  rDev +3.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

22 oz. Bomber

Poured into a Westy chalice a very nice cloudy light brownish color, very nice carbonation, with a pretty nice small fizzy off-white head, which also leaves a pretty nice oil slick and some sticky lacing. The nose is malty, touch of coffee, vanilla. The taste is pretty nice malty, with some nice coffee notes, nice little touch of vanilla. Full body, ABV could be hidden a little bit better, nice little dry/bitter finish, definitely a sipper. Overall, a pretty tasty brew.

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Photo of PatrickG
3.89/5  rDev +0.5%
look: 3 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 4

I'm at a bit of a disadvantage here because I've never had an actual White Russian, but apparently this is what one tastes like. The color is a light, translucent brown. The coffee smell is prevalent. The coffee and cocoa nibs come through strong in the taste, the vanilla is more subtle. It feels pretty thin for a stout but then again, they're going for something a little different here. I wasn't into this one at first but my mind changed pretty quickly. A job well done from one of Chicago's most interesting breweries.

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Photo of StonedTrippin
4.09/5  rDev +5.7%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

i havent been a huge fan of this new pale stout fad, blonde beers loaded with oats and vanilla and whatnot to make them taste and feel like stouts, i really dont always get the point, but this one really resonates with me. on tap at the tivoli brewery and taproom on the metro campus (a dope spot to drink a beer), it looks more amber than blonde like its peers, with two inches of whipped cream looking head and an amazing nose of bitter drip coffee and french vanilla. i could sit here and smell it all day. coffee is the most forward of the flavors, and a slightly amber or vienna type malt base makes it more substantial and sweet at its core. the other ingredients are a bit behind the coffee but present for sure, and the body is really what makes it for me, so much weight and heft, but not overly sugary, and the boozy is impossible to pick up, even at temperature this thing is mellow and satisfying and scary drinkable. i know some people will shoot it down for how weird it is, or for playing into this new fad, but this is what pipeworks is all about for me. i loved it, and would love to see bottles come into the market here. i would borderline wait in line for this, its that good...

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Photo of jws7968
4.21/5  rDev +8.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

Cloudy rust-brown in color. The aroma is fantastic with a lot going on but nothing too overpowering. I didn't get much vanilla in the taste, but plenty of coffee and carmel. Beer definitely feels much thicker than it pours. It took awhile to wrap my head around this one since it did not look like a typical stout. Another successful product from Pipeworks.

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Photo of Stevem68
3.84/5  rDev -0.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

It's hard to rate this as a beer because it tastes just like a White Russian! That being said it pours a golden Amber color. Has a sweet creamy coffee and vanilla aroma. Flavor is a White Russian. Coffee, cream and a little booziness. Overall this is really interesting but more of a novelty.

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Photo of darktronica
4.06/5  rDev +4.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4

I have no idea what's going on here, but I mostly want to commend whoever submitted the picture, for taking it on what appears to be a rug; it really ties the photo together.

Pours an amber color, odd even for a white or blonde stout; presumably, this is the influence of the coffee and cacao on the base white stout. The aroma is of vanilla, butterscotch, toffee, and creamy custard, with some boozy heat that never shows up in the mouth--that is an interesting trick. Once you take a sip, the beer is utterly smooth and creamy, more of a tongue-coater than expected from its consistency and modest legs.

The flavors are reminiscent of a White Russian, if you know the beer's intent. If tasted blind, I'm not sure I would get there. That said, it's a cool experiment and would still be enjoyable without the theme.

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Photo of dfillius
3.73/5  rDev -3.6%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

Reviewed from a 2013 bottle on 1/19/14 Poured into a tulip glass
A: Clear reddish-brown liquid. Slight tan head. Interesting.
S: Slight coffee up front with metallic aroma behind that. All comes together to smell exactly like a tootsie roll! Slight boozy alcohol is a negative.
T: Pleasant kahlua flavor. Strong on lactose, vanilla and coffee. Finishes a little flat overall.
M: Full, definitely chewy. A bit odd feeling in the aftertaste.
O: Tasty, interesting, not mind-blowing.

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Photo of BSiegs
3.74/5  rDev -3.4%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75

A bit surprising color, a deep copper or reddish. Two fingers of white foam that dissipates fairly quickly. On the nose, I get mostly coffee and vanilla, with a hint of nuttiness. The taste is similar, many of the same flavors, with a definitive sweetness from the lactose. That sweetness lingers into the mouthfeel. It is a medium-full body, very smooth, but the sticky sweetness lingers. This is a bit of a hard beer to rate, as it doesn't stick clearly to any style. It has a bit of a cloying sweetness, but to be fair, that is kind of the point. It is definitely reminiscent of a delicious white russian. It certainly ties beer and white russians together, man.

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Photo of ARoman
4.24/5  rDev +9.6%
look: 3 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25

22oz bottle, poured into a brandy snifter. The aromas of cocoa and vanilla are initially notes with strength, as well as a healthy dose of creamy lactose sugar. Undertones include cookie dough, and a soft acetone warmth that turns towards coffee beans with a light citrus hint. It pours a clear, effervescent amber orange with a soft tan head containing small to micro bubbles and leaving only a light retention and light lace. The taste profile is highly sweet with a medium bitter. The texture is chewy and sticky with a soft fizz carbonation and a medium full body containing a strong chocolate chip cookies / shortbread and milk character with a syrupy caramel undertone. The finish is surprisingly clean fresh with a smooth vodka alcohol warmth. It's aftertaste is very mellow with a hint of vodka alcohol, shortbread, caramel, and belgian chocolate.

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Photo of larryarms847
3.54/5  rDev -8.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5

Pours a dark rust orange-yellow with a thick and frothy finger of off-white foam.

Vanilla, cocoa, roasted coffee, and cream.

Heavy combination of vanilla and cacao, sweet lactose/cream, and some slight roasted coffee bitterness.

Medium-bodied, light-medium carbonation, soft, sweet, silky smooth.

I love white Russians and this certainly does not stand up to the name, but is definitely unique and very smooth.

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Photo of Barnoloid
3.87/5  rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4

This reminds me of an iced vanilla latte - sweet with a cloying quality to it. This is the only white stout I have had and at first the appearance does take you aback. If you like milk stouts then this is a must try - if only for the curiosity level.

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Photo of koutkid41
4.28/5  rDev +10.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

A: Nice mahogany dark red color with some head that fades somewhat quickly, nice looking white stout.

S: Nice sweet coffee aroma with some faint vanilla and cocoa. Definitely can tell its a milk stout.

T: Sweet upfront, something I expected. Really nice milky sweetness. Get some of the coffee and alcohol upfront then some of the vanilla.

M: Creamy and medium bodied, easy to drink.

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Photo of TMoney2591
3.29/5  rDev -15%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.25 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.25

Served in a Boulevard tulip snifter.

Yeah, Jonny-Cakes should be here for a stout flavored after his favorite mixed drink, but VDubb will do. This stuff pours a deep black-brown topped by a finger of faded khaki foam. The nose comprises mild roasted malts, cocoa powder, hazelnut liquor, light heavy cream (heh, I made a funny), and a touch of caramelized sugar. The taste brings in more of the same, that odd Disoronno flavor really confusing me. Shouldn't there be some sort of coffee flavor here? Or maybe more roast? Dammit, Pipeworks, I love you guys, but you really confuse me sometimes! The body is a straight medium, with a light moderate carbonation and a generally smooth feel. Overall, not a bad stout, really, but the attempt at recreating White Russian flavors just don't seem to work out for me, leading instead to some strange hazelnut marzipan-like nonsense and a nearly complete disregard for stout-ness. But that's just, like, my opinion, man...

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Photo of notchucknorris
3.87/5  rDev 0%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75

Big thanks to Tyler for this one!

A: Pours a hazed dark amber color with a creamy half finger tan head. The head dies fairly quickly, but leaves a heavy ring of tightly grouped bubbles.

S: Not very strong at all. Was hoping for a touch more here. Day old coffee and some vanilla. Kahlua in there as well, so we're creeping into the white russian range. A bit of cream as well, but everything is pretty faint.

T: Definitely better than the smell. Chocolate milk right away with a lot of cream, vanilla, custard and light roast coffee. A touch of burnt coffee grounds and roasted malt on the finish. A pretty difficult task to take on, but I think they did pretty well with this. Glad I got to try this.

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Photo of homebrew311
3.83/5  rDev -1%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25

A white russian imperial stout? Sign me up! Poured into snifter... step one, is beer light in color? Check. Appears a moderate copper tone with nice clarity. Ring of white head forms and leaves a tiny bit of lacing. By far the lightest colored stout I've witnessed. Step two... does it smell like a stout? Check. Notes of caramel, cacao, cream, coffee, and vanilla all come through. Notes of burnt sugar linger throughout. Not getting the depth of roast that I would expect in an imperial stout, but the combo of vanilla, coffee, and cacao imply sweet stout. Alright, step 3... does it taste like a stout? Check...ish. Up front I get notes of coffee and cacao which give you the implication that you are drinking a stout. This is quickly taken over by a heavy sweetness. Cream, vanilla, and caramel dominate through the end of the palate. The finish is incredibly sweet, almost too sweet for my enjoyment. A dessert beer for sure. Step 4... does it feel like a stout? Not so much. While this is no light bodied beer, it just doesn't take on the viscosity that I love so much in big stouts. Carbonation is spot on, mild to moderate. Overall, this is a fun beer. While it's not something I would seek out for repeated tries, it was worth the experience. I dig the Big Lebowski reference and I love the ambition of Pipeworks.

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Photo of rudzud
3.95/5  rDev +2.1%
look: 3 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75

Been waiting a while to crack this one. Received in a trade. Batch 233-234

A - Poured into my Duvel tulip a crystal clear mahogany hue with a fizzy head that faded almost immediately to a thin halo.

S - Aromas of bright, fresh coffee. Good bean notes followed by some dark chocolate. Nice milk notes thanks to the lactose and some flashes of vanilla.

T - Taste is relatively sweet up front. There is a fair amount of chocolate here and caramel. Milky notes, sweet lactose sugars. Loads of vanilla here. I see what they were going for here. Coffee notes, light chocolate, tad heavy on the vanilla. Alcohol is hidden nicely. This tastes like a white russian, that was heavy on the milk and light on the vodka.

M - Mouthfeel is nice creamier than I figured it would be. Pretty drinkable.

O - Overall, this was a fun beer. Guess its harder to nail this profile than I thought. All the elements are there just wish they were in different degrees. Still, not a bad beer and quite drinkable.

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Photo of MostlyNorwegian
4.37/5  rDev +12.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.5

Oh man. This was good.
A smooth cacao and milk vanilla flavor backing off into a mild roast of coffee satisfaction. Really a light amber, deep gold color, and rather clear; with perhaps a subtle haze. The nose was not one I will comment much on. Something you just pass by. Maybe a butter, or some limpid contest of the aforementioned sort of working it out and the coffee is going along with all of it. But get on into it. Nice sipper of a beer that might just get put down too easily.
Good one and done, share it with the friends for the night. Very approachable; friendly and could also be a very food needy kind of companion.
Great beer though.

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Photo of jshusc
3.31/5  rDev -14.5%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.25

Poured a 22oz bottle into an oversized wine glass.

A: This struck me as odd as soon as a I saw it. An orange-golden milk stout? Light to moderate lacing, one finger head on the pour.

S: The nose of the beer is it's best feature. Can pick up coffee and vanilla easily, and you can tell the beer packs a wallop from the boozy smell. A bit funky.

T: I don't what to say other than weird. There was a slight sourness to it that almost made think it was infected. Funky is the best word for the sourness...a bit musty maybe. Vanilla and coffee are easily picked up, but they come and go and do not linger.

M: Not bad. More carbonation than you'd expect from a traditional milk stout, but this is not a traditional milk stout. Relatively thick in comparison to what you would expect from it's appearance.

O: I get it, but I don't get it. This beer is more "weird for the sake of being weird" than "weird in a good way." I don't regret having it, but won't seek it out again.

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Photo of mfnmbvp
4.2/5  rDev +8.5%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

22 oz. bottle, with Batch # 299 - 302 printed on the label. Another new beer to me from Pipeworks, this one proclaiming itself to be a "white stout", which will be another first for me. I have no idea what to expect, but I have great faith in Pipeworks' abilities.

Poured into a clear balloon snifter.

A - Appearance is definitely not that of a traditional stout, that's for sure. Almost more of a heavy DIPA / pumpkin ale type of appearance. About one finger of soapy doughy off-white head. I suppose you could argue that it has a thick, heavy appearance, thus earning it stout status.

S - Smell is strange and unique, but pleasant. Up front is some musty yeast funk, then followed by gourdy buttery diacetyl, some grain, cream, toffee, some nuttiness, & beautiful freshly ground coffee beans on the finish. Not really picking up any of the vanilla or the cacao nibs, but it smells nice.

T - Taste is spot on equivalent to that of one of Pipeworks' darker colored chocolate milk stouts. Smooth and creamy vanilla & cacao nibs blend together in perfect harmony with the sticky milky creamy lactose sugar. Caramel. A bit of nuttiness. Authentic freshly made cold coffee on the finish. Sweet and delicious.

M - Feel is smooth and creamy, with lots of stickiness from the lactose sugars stuck to my lips, but the mouthfeel is mostly clean. Full bodied with appropriate low carbonation.

Overall, I was uncertain as to how this would turn out, but I have to say I was impressed. There isn't a trace of the high 10.50% abv here at all. This thing is dangerously delicious and drinkable. Highly recommended.

Pipeworks Hey, Careful Man, There's A Beverage Here! ---4/5.

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Photo of jlindros
4.05/5  rDev +4.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

Liking what this brewery is doing, having a fun time with the naming of the beers, but not just making it a gimic (like some other unnamed breweries), and they're making great beer to go with it. Just in time for a good New Years Eve beer. This one being an homage to one of my fav movies, a white Russian like clone. F*ck it dude, let's go bowling.

Batch 233-234. Thanks to oN3xM (Reddit).

Pours a small fizzy head with little lacing and some decent legs on the side of the glass, semi clear but a little hazy darker cranberry mahogany colored beer.

Nose is interesting, starting with tons of fresh coffee, freshly roasted and ground coffee grinds, fresh roasty coffee a little earthy and nutty coffee mostly. Then a chocolate aroma, light cocoa and dark chocolate, little lactose with the milk chocolate aroma, into plenty of vanilla, very vanilla like like the vanilla beans were aged in it for a while. Background aromas bring a little caramel and nutty malts, I think a bit of oats as well, little oatmeal smell. But mostly is the fresh roasted ground coffee beans.

Taste starts creamy with chocolate actually, cocoa nibs and baker's chocolate, but not a bitter dark chocolate, a little lactose flavor to go with it and a mik chocolate as well as chocolate milk. Then vanilla, lots of vanilla almost as if vanilla extract was poured directly into it. Coffee is plenty too but not quite as dominant as the nose had, again that freshly roasted and ground coffee grinds, cold extracted I believe since I don't get that acrid flavor or tannic notes from the coffee, and no burnt flavors at all but perhaps the coffee was a little over roasted. The coffee is a little nutty and earthy, and goes with the malt characters which bring a little nuttiness, and mild some creamy oat flavors and big chewy center. Mild warming booze comes through but not that much. All the flavors combine to a somewhat White Russian character, mostly the vanilla, lactose and cocoa nibs, as the coffee gets a little too earthy and roasty and strong, but still pretty tasty. Finish is a little creamy and that sticky dry lactose sugar feel as well, mild bitter coffee grinds lingering and more vanilla and creamy lactose.

Mouth is med to fuller bod, fairly creamy between the lactose and oats, mild warming booze, little sticky lactose, lighter carb but they probably wanted that for the whole White Russian drink feel.

Overall pretty good, all the flavors combine to a nice White Russian like flavor, although the coffee was a bit too strong but tasty, the oats and lactose made a nice creamy cream feel, coffee and cocoa nibs for the kahlua, and overall beer was a nice big flavorful drink that was enjoyable, and even the beer blended in nicely.

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Photo of maximum12
3.5/5  rDev -9.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

Well, I had to suffer through many stupid quotes from that stupid movie over the years, so I'm hoping this Beverage makes me more kindly disposed towards the whole dumb thing. Oh, & thanks to incubuscience for this extra in a recent trade.

Pour is definitely not what you expect in a stout; I went back to double-check the style. Yup, milk stout. Huh. This looks like a sunburnt IPA, but thicker. Caramel & vanilla are the two things that come up nose-wise, & that's never a bad thing.

Hey, Careful Man, There's a Beverage Here! tastes like my twelve year old's room looks: a bloody damn mess. Huge notes of vanilla & caramel up front, perhaps the most caramel I've ever tasted in a beer; get Kraft's lawyers on the horn. Lactose & coffee do a light-brigade charge hard on their heels, & chaos ensues. No chocolate to be found, but I think the blender somehow spun it into the caramel I'm getting all the way to my back hairs. Creamy thickness is a strength, giving the beer a long chewiness that lingers.

A noble experiment that indeed has echoes of the infamous White Russian (which I was too poor to drink when I wanted to drink that kind of thing), but ultimately this is a scalding mess of a beer. Still, interesting, pretty good, & certainly worth sampling.

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Photo of Florida9
3.4/5  rDev -12.1%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.25

[Insert obligatory Big Labowski reference here]

A: Well we're certainly starting off a bit differently here...Color is chestnut brown. Clear. Forms a smallish head that doesn't bother sticking around for long. Poor retention. No lacing. Appears flat.

S: Aroma is fairly pleasant. Moderately sweetness. Vanilla, caramel, milk chocolate and toffee. Turns alcoholic as it warms.

T: Taste is different as well. Again, there is a moderate sweetness. Somewhat nutty, with caramel-candy-like notes. Chocolate, vanilla, and some very light (almost nonexistent) coffee notes. Gets a bit more alcoholic as it warms.

M: Full bodied and incredibly smooth. Lower carbonation levels - practically flat. Very little bitterness.

O: Well if the bottle didn't explicitly say it, I'd say this beer doesn't know what it's trying to be. I have a hard time comprehending it as a milk stout and even harder time trying to comprehend it as anything approaching a White Russian. It's not that it's a bad beer, but I just don't feel like they've replicated, mimicked, or given tribute to the White Russian and I can say I wasn't overly impressed.

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Photo of joe1510
3.52/5  rDev -9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5

22oz Bomber
S&A Liquor - Crest Hill, IL

"The Dude abides" ... Too obvious?

Walter: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
The Dude: Yeah, but Walter...
Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish. These fucking amateurs...

A White Russian Imperial Stout... Interesting. It's certainly a hell of a lot paler than a regular imperial stout, garnet to be more precise. The pour had a Guinness waterfall effect with a dirty white head that slowly gathered to a finger in height then abruptly fell to a skim coat and ring. Carbonation crawls up the glass and suggests this beer may be a little on the sweet side.

Hmm... Coffee and hazelnut creamer are the first things that jump to mind. The coffee grows with some warming and tendrils of smoke make themselves known. A touch of booze and is that...butterscotch? If it is butterscotch it's faint and unpredictable. The malt base is more deeply toasted than it is roasted. Sort of White Russian, I suppose. It is boozy like a White Russian but more drying than off putting.

This beer drinks nothing like I expected. It's basically a huge, heavily toasted, not roasted, red ale. Easy going coffee and sturdy but well integrated hazelnut creamer make up the middle. The toast runs throughout and there's a little greenness I'd rather not be involved. Some booziness lingers on the finish with some vapors.

The body isn't as sweet as I expected, which is nice. The weight is north of medium but never reaches heavy. There's not a lot of feel to the body, it's just sort of there. The finish is semi-dry with lingering boozy fumes.

Interesting concept and good marketing make me happy I've tried this beer. I would have rather drank an actual White Russian but I digress. It's an odd concoction, more of a heavily toasted red with coffee and creamer, stiff on the booze. After rereading that last sentence I suppose they hit their mark. Whatever you do, don't fuck with the Jesus!

"8 year olds, Dude"

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