Severe Head Wound
Tired Hands Brewing Company

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From:
Tired Hands Brewing Company
 
Pennsylvania, United States
Style:
Imperial IPA
ABV:
8.2%
Score:
90
Avg:
4.06 | pDev: 5.91%
Ratings:
28 | reviews: 5
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Dec 28, 2019
Added:
May 07, 2018
Wants:
  1
Gots:
  3
Severe Head Wound is our Pink Goopy Double IPA. Brewed with fluffy gobs of spelt and oats, and a huge helping of fragrant whole hibiscus flowers. Conditioned on luscious red raspberry purée, Madagascar vanilla beans and a touch of freshly ground cinnamon. Hopped and dry hopped violently with Galaxy, Idaho 7, and Chinook. Gloopy, gloppy notes of raspberry cobbler, agua de jamaica, red currant jam, Turkish delight, fresh whipped cream, and maraschino cherry.
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Reviewed by JerzDevl2000 from New Jersey

4.18/5  rDev +3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Traded for this a while ago, as the date on the bottom of the can read 4/04/18 with "OUCHIE" written above it. Yes, this was listed as an American Imperial IPA but it *almost* felt like a hopped-up Fruit/Vegetable beer because of how strong that presence was. The hue of this beer was similar to an actual severe head wound but thankfully, there wasn't any trauma involved with reviewing this brew!

Of course, this had a dull and muted raspberry hue to it as the outside of the liquid was much lighter than the middle. Plenty of head topped it off and the lacing left behind was quite random but extensive at the same time. Raspberry puree, slush, and spelt filled the understated nose as the taste was quite sweet and crystalline. The cobbler and currant emerged once this fully warmed up as this felt like blackberry pie minus the actual fruit itself. Hard to pick out the hops, whipped cream, and cinnamon but the Turkish Delight gave this a slightly exotic undertone that fully emerged in the aftertaste. Somewhat thick, syrupy, and deep, I never felt the vanilla but was drawn into this more and more as I worked my way through it.

This had enough booze to it but in the midst of everything that was going on, it was hard to taste the alcohol. A bit of it crept up on me by the time I got to the last sip but this was unusual and exotic enough that I never really noticed the booze that was present. As much as I love my hopped-up IPA's and Stouts, it's good to have something that's new and keeps me on my toes. This fit that bill as it held up well over the last year and a half, with no visible sediment or floaties in it. Props to Tired Hands for coming up with something quite unlike anything else I've ever seen or had!
Dec 28, 2019
 
Rated: 3.75 by florisj135 from Virginia

Aug 11, 2019
 
Rated: 3.77 by Mikexw from New York

Aug 05, 2019
 
Rated: 4.3 by Jsalz21 from New Jersey

Aug 02, 2019
 
Rated: 4.16 by Moestavern from New Jersey

Jul 28, 2019
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Reviewed by npolachek from New York

4.02/5  rDev -1%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Pink orange in color with haze. Smells of raspberries with some vanilla as well. Full bodied and plush but not too sweet. Very smooth, and drinkable beer.
Jul 17, 2019
 
Rated: 4.02 by Rifugium from North Dakota

Jun 14, 2019
 
Rated: 4.1 by TheIPAHunter from California

May 31, 2019
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Reviewed by Buck89 from Tennessee

4.14/5  rDev +2%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Poured into a Teku. Interesting look - very hazy with a pink-orange hue. A nice frothy light pink head settled slowly. Big aroma with raspberry, diesel fuel (seriously), lavender, grass, and berries. I noticed the vanilla right up front on the first sip. Sweet which quickly evolved into cinnamon spice, floral notes, raspberries, and citrus hops. A really cool evolution on the palate. Full bodied and plush but not overly sweet. Silky feel. Outstanding and interesting.
May 24, 2019
 
Rated: 4.4 by David-Bonz from Pennsylvania

May 19, 2019
 
Rated: 4.08 by Csolsen from Pennsylvania

May 11, 2019
 
Rated: 4.09 by tedho21 from Pennsylvania

Oct 20, 2018
 
Rated: 3.91 by GreenMind from Pennsylvania

Oct 14, 2018
 
Rated: 3.98 by DoubleSimcoe from Pennsylvania

Oct 11, 2018
 
Rated: 4.03 by NolaHopHead from Louisiana

Oct 07, 2018
 
Rated: 3.43 by acurtis from New Jersey

Oct 02, 2018
 
Rated: 4.21 by Dark_Scarecrow from Virginia

Oct 01, 2018
 
Rated: 3.99 by epyon396 from Pennsylvania

Sep 26, 2018
 
Rated: 4.15 by SDRedDevil from California

Sep 25, 2018
 
Rated: 4.07 by TheWolf from Delaware

Sep 23, 2018