Flat Earth Hippie
Neshaminy Creek Brewing Company

A - Hazy dark orange color with dense lacing.

S - Sticky sweet tropical fruit slams the nose, leans more towards the sugary sweet fruity side. Grassy lemon and orange.

T - Grassy lemon and orange dominate this beer from start to end. Finishes on the sweeter side with a lingering sweet oily presence.

M - Big, thick, and oily finishing dry and with some slight boozy effervescence.

O - Dig the oily nature of this beer but comes off as a little bit sugary sweet.

Another winner from one of my go-to local breweries!
L: Drinking from the can. Nice looking can. I appreciate the humor.
S: Not so strong, lot of sweet citrus. Grassy. More inviting as the beer warms a bit. Good but a bit subdued.
T: This is a strong point. Really over delivers on the nose, IMO. I get some pineapple, sweet citrus. Just a little bit of a pleasingly bitter aftertaste. Abv entirely hidden. This is nice!
F: Smooth. LIght carbonation. Nice.
O: One heck of a worthy offering! Keep it up Neshaminy Creek!

Let's empty a cylindrical pint can into the oval opening of a clear glass Imperial pint mug and see what this flat talk is all about. It's a nice hop hit to the nose, once the seal is broken. Mostly it's reminiscent of the dank and citrusy type.The pour is of a deep and dark amber, with some white head and glass lacing. Maybe flat refers to the amount of carbonation: It's not flat, but there is less here than most other NEIPA. The taste isn't flat, but there's no pronounced hoppiness, either. Mostly, this drinks soft and sweet, with not one bit of an alcoholic bite. To a large degree, that's what hazies do.