Jason, Stop Texting Your Mom
Wilmington Brewing Company

Jason, Stop Texting Your MomJason, Stop Texting Your Mom
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Wilmington Brewing Company
 
North Carolina, United States
Style:
Hazy Imperial IPA
ABV:
7.6%
Score:
+2 ratings needed
Avg:
4.43 | pDev: 5.42%
Ratings:
8 | reviews: 4
Status:
Inactive
Rated:
Oct 05, 2019
Added:
Aug 24, 2019
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  1
Malts:
Pale, Pilsner, Wheat and Oats

Hops
Boil Hops: None
Whirlpool Hops: Cashmere and Ekuanot
Dry Hops #1 &#2: Cashmere and Ekuanot
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by dbrauneis from North Carolina

4.29/5  rDev -3.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
A: Pours a murky + slightly milky golden burnt orange in color with moderate amounts of fine active visible carbonation rising along the edges of the glass and moderate medium golden yellow + burnt orange + bright orange + brassy colored highlights. The beer has a two finger tall dense sudsy foamy very light beige head that slowly reduces to a medium to large patch of thick film covering a little more than 50% of the surface of the beer and a large patch of slightly mottled very thin film covering the remainder of the surface of the beer with a thin ring at the edges of the glass. Slightly heavier than moderate amounts of lacing are observed.

S: Moderate to strong aromas of juicy citrus/grapefruit, citrus/orange, citrus/orange pith, tropical/mango, and tropical/passionfruit hops over the top of light to moderate aromas of biscuit + oat + wheat + caramel malts with a light amount of caramel sweetness.

T: Upfront there are light to moderate flavors of biscuit + oat + wheat + caramel malts with a light amount of caramel sweetness. That is followed by moderate to strong flavors of juicy citrus/grapefruit, citrus/orange, citrus/orange pith, tropical/mango, and tropical/passionfruit hops with a hint of herbal hops which impart a light amount of bitterness which fades away pretty quickly leaving lingering tropical + pithy orange hop flavors.

M: Just shy of medium bodied with moderate amounts of carbonation. Initially slightly crisp with a moderate amount of soft/fluffiness mid-body and a light amount of dryness in the finish.

O: Easy to drink with well hidden alcohol and a very enjoyable hop profile - very enjoyable pithy orange which isn't present in that many NEIPAs.
Oct 05, 2019
 
Rated: 4.25 by warrendietrich2001 from Nevada

Oct 04, 2019
 
Rated: 4.43 by Bum4ever from California

Sep 10, 2019
 
Rated: 4.24 by fehrminator from North Carolina

Sep 07, 2019
 
Rated: 5 by trev311 from Florida

Sep 07, 2019
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Reviewed by FriedSlug from North Carolina

4.5/5  rDev +1.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Smooth, creamy beer with a nose full of orange, grapefruit and pine. Sweet and carbonated with a lot of orange and grapefruit flavors that are washed away by a moderate pith and pine bitterness. Pretty damn tasty.
Sep 06, 2019
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Reviewed by BarleyWhyNot from Colorado

4.52/5  rDev +2%
look: 5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.5
Pours a thick copper with little head. Extreme citrus aromas give way to an extremely delightful up front and well balanced bitter citrus hop profile throughout. Utter bitter goodness subdued for a NE style with excellent dry hopped flavor. Superb mouthfeel and ultimately smooth finish. This is the best beer I’ve had from WBC. Awesome!!!
Sep 03, 2019
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Reviewed by brentk56 from North Carolina

4.25/5  rDev -4.1%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Appearance: Pours a murky orange juice color with a thick one finger head; good retention and splashes of lace

Smell: Mango and orange, with pith and passionfruit tones

Taste: Orange flavors emerge first, bringing the pith and the passionfruit; some mango softens out the profile, after the initial citrus burst; the bitterness is a bit higher than moderate and drives home the finish

Mouthfeel: Medium to full body and somewhat creamy with moderate carbonation

Overall: This NE IPA keeps the sweetness in check and is not overly juicy; instead, it brings a good citrus character
Aug 24, 2019