Portly Stout
Turtle Anarchy Brewing Company

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From:
Turtle Anarchy Brewing Company
 
Tennessee, United States
Style:
American Stout
Ranked #214
ABV:
6.2%
Score:
87
Ranked #22,508
Avg:
3.88 | pDev: 9.79%
Ratings:
116 | reviews: 24
Status:
Active
Rated:
Nov 29, 2025
Added:
Jul 14, 2012
Wants:
  5
Gots:
  25
40 IBU
A medium-bodied, robust stout brewed with three different dark malts to bring out the chocolate and coffee notes for a creamy mouth feel.
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Ratings by entenduintransit:
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Rated by entenduintransit from Colorado

4.09/5  rDev +5.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4

Jul 18, 2020
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Reviewed by Whyteboar from Michigan

3.92/5  rDev +1%
look: 3.5 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75
Packaged 3/10/25, enjoyed 11/28/25
Pour is dark brown and the mocha colored head dissipates immediately and leaves no lacing
The taste is very coffee oriented, a little dark cocoa powder and dark bread toasted. There is a little life at the swallow where a hop dares to show itself.
The feel is light, very easy quaffing, but the lack of carbonation makes it feel flat.
OA, bought a 6 pack and won’t have any problems finishing them, it’s a sessionable stout with a surprising amount of flavor.
Nov 29, 2025
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Reviewed by hman43 from North Carolina

3.81/5  rDev -1.8%
look: 4.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Look: It pours very dark brown with a light brown head. It has very good head retention.

Smell: It has aromas of roast and chocolate.

Taste: It has roasted flavors with some chocolate and low dark fruits that are most like plums.

Feel: It has a creamy texture that is quite smooth going down.

Overall, a very session-able stout.
May 01, 2021
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Reviewed by jkblr from Indiana

3.86/5  rDev -0.5%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
12oz can stamped 0151 (5/30/20) poured into a tulip pint glass at fridge temp 6.2% ABV per can label. The beer pours dark brown to black with no light penetration and mocha colored head. The head recedes to a medium ring of fluffy bubbles. The aroma is mild with dark chocolate and dark roasted malt. The taste is straightforward roasted malt with notes of dark chocolate, coffee (none added) and finishes with a mildly ashy, earthy medium bitterness. The mouthfeel is medium to thin bodied with average carbonation and a dry finish. Overall, good. Great beer for drinking without pretention or pairing with sweeter whiskies. Hard to find a straight up American stout anymore.
Sep 24, 2020
 
Rated: 3 by jeschaefer from Texas

Sep 22, 2020
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Rated by Khocolate from Tennessee

4.6/5  rDev +18.6%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.5
This was a very light Stout, but the taste was awesome. I enjoyed it.
Mar 20, 2020
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Rated by Dondk2 from Tennessee

4.5/5  rDev +16%
look: 5 | smell: 5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 4.5
Low end of the stout scale ... approaching a porter. Very enjoyable.
Jan 27, 2020
 
Rated: 4.02 by markallmon from Tennessee

Mar 07, 2019
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Reviewed by woodychandler from Pennsylvania

3.59/5  rDev -7.5%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 3.75
Happy New Porters & Stouts Sunday (Week 729), as I diverge from Happy New Russian Stone Beer Sunday (Week 729)! This was a recent drop-off from my local, in-person trader, @tone77 in further support of The CANQuest (tm).

From the CAN: "Est. 2012".

Having Crack!ed open the vent, I decided to go with an inverted Glug just to really get things moving. That certainly worked in terms of movement! It rushed up, immediately foaming away, almost unCANtrollably. Suddenly, it beCAN a pseudo-cascade & started settling into just under three fingers of dense, foamy, rocky, deep-tan/light-brown head with excellent retention. It slowly fell away, leaving massive lacing in its wake. Color was Black/Opaque (SRM = 44), allowing ZERO light penetration. Nose was very roasty, somewhat smoky & more towards coffee than chocolate. Mouthfeel was barely medium, a little light for the style, especially when the brewery boasts of "creaminess". The taste was not nearly as bitter as the nose had led me to expect. Instead, it was very chocolaty, almost as sweet as milk chocolate, but thanks to what bitterness there was, the sweetness was held in check. I was a little torn on this one. I found myself wishing that they could have found a better balance among all of these dark malts. It was not bad, per se, but I was left feeling unfulfilled. Finish was semi-dry, but again, with a tweaking of the recipe to get a better blend from the malts, this CAN be improved, IMHO. YMMV.
Feb 11, 2019
 
Rated: 4 by Nurt20 from Illinois

Jan 21, 2019
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Reviewed by John1985 from Tennessee

3.85/5  rDev -0.8%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Nice brown color with decent head, not much lacing. Mild roasty nose, flavor was very good roast flavor, fairly dry finish . medium to light bodied. Good solid everyday stout, light enough to enjoy will a meal.
Nov 30, 2018
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Reviewed by tone77 from Pennsylvania

3.53/5  rDev -9%
look: 4 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
Poured from a 12 oz. can. Has a black color with a 1 inch head. Smell is of chocolate, some roasted malts. Taste is of roasted malts, light chocolate, a touch of smoke. Feels medium bodied in the mouth and overall it's a bit on the mild side, but is a decent beer.
Nov 19, 2018
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Reviewed by MonDak_Joe1953 from Minnesota

3.84/5  rDev -1%
look: 4 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
Poured from 12oz can into glass. Canning date is stamped as '80218'.
Dark cola brown colored body, with mahogany edges when back lit. Two fingers of light tan head, which settles to creamy, bubbly cap. Lattices of lacing are left behind.
Aroma of roasted malts and milk chocolate.
Taste has the roasted malts and sweet chocolate, plus a little fruity from the hops. End of taste profile has some very slight bittering coffee.
Thin mouth feel. Good carbonation.
Really is quite sweet for a stout, and is too thin of a body. Okay overall but one is enough.
Oct 18, 2018
 
Rated: 3.75 by psmith161 from Indiana

Oct 14, 2018
 
Rated: 4.18 by SmellsofMahagony from Texas

Sep 11, 2018
 
Rated: 4.48 by LongJohn from Kentucky

Jun 28, 2018
 
Rated: 3.64 by Mojopin88 from Mississippi

Jun 11, 2018
 
Rated: 4.18 by firkingroovin from Illinois

Apr 02, 2018
 
Rated: 4 by Cuervo_PCB from Florida

Jan 03, 2018
 
Rated: 3.82 by ZinFanDave from Georgia

Oct 22, 2017