Two Pump Chump
Angry Chair Brewing

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Porter - American
Ranked #41
Ranked #5,226
4.23 | pDev: 6.38%
Angry Chair Brewing
Florida, United States
Reviews: 4 | Ratings: 40 | Log in to view all ratings and sort
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BillRoth from Maryland

4.26/5  rDev +0.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 4.25

Had on Nitro at AC. Beautiful creamy head Black in tan. Extraordinary nose so full of hazelnuts ... then coffee and base malt. Taste mirrors but is not as seductive as the nose. Feel is way too thin...even on nitro. Overall a very enjoyable hazelnut dark ale that just comes up short on body.

Nov 16, 2019
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Scottsbeer from Florida

3.9/5  rDev -7.8%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 4

First time I have seen Angry Chair in Daytona. Love the brewery and this beer on nitro was ok but based on my experience and expectations it was a let down, but it was a good nitro Porter. Just not great.

Apr 05, 2019
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hoptheology from South Dakota

4.19/5  rDev -0.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25

32 oz crowler from the brewery.

Nice dark brown to black body with a tan head of 2 fingers receding to a nice beige ring. Perfect color for a porter.

Coffee, maple, and hazelnuts are evident right away on the nose. Slight metallic presence. Nice maple nut goodie thing still hanging around.

Flavor is a touch metallic to start (might be from being in a crowler for a month), followed by acidic and fruity coffee notes, slight black pepper, and then lots of hazelnut, maple, and cream.

Feel is creamy and smooth, just right on the carbonation, and just right on the dryness.

Overall, an exceptional porter with lots of great flavors going on.

Jul 23, 2018
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gibgink from Missouri

4.6/5  rDev +8.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.75 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.75

For me, this is hands down the best "just a porter" porter that I've probably ever had. Poured from a Growler, this beer has a standard really dark brown look with an off white head. Smells good with some roasty notes. Taste is what really got it for me. So much roast on a 5% beer! Really enjoyed it. I know this one won't get or see "hype", but is so damn tasty for such a lower ABV port.

Oct 28, 2016
Two Pump Chump from Angry Chair Brewing
Beer rating: 91 out of 100 with 40 ratings