The Juice Is Loose
Cycle Brewing

Uniformly hazy pale yellow with the thinnest white ring.

Smell is Tang with some odd dried space biscuit. Ultimately, the space juice wins the day on the nose, to its detriment.

Taste is a weird carboardy Tang juice again with a thin body, minimal carbonation, and semi-dry chew.

This seems artificial all the way through, like an undrinkably stale soda. I can't believe they tasted this and thought it was a good idea to sell it to customers. But then again, they didn't even taste a single one of their infected bottles this year prior to a customer opening one on release day. It's stuff like this where I question whether they even like beer at Cycle anymore.