Absolutely Nothing
Turtle Stack Brewery

Beer Geek Stats
From:
Turtle Stack Brewery
 
Wisconsin, United States
Style:
Schwarzbier
ABV:
5.5%
Score:
+8 ratings needed
Avg:
4.06 | pDev: 3.2%
Ratings:
2 | reviews: 2
Status:
Active
Rated:
Aug 23, 2025
Added:
Jun 29, 2024
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Photo of MonDak_Joe1953
Reviewed by MonDak_Joe1953 from Minnesota

3.93/5  rDev -3.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Tap pour at the taproom. Served chilled in a glass.
Amber brown colored body. Thin beige head. Leaves behind some short lacing strings.
Aroma of roasted malts with light smoke.
Taste is toasted malts, with a balanced mix of sweet and bitter. Flavors include chocolate, a bit of coffee, and a light char. Brief late appearance of floral hops. Dark smokiness persist in the extended aftertaste.
Medium mouthfeel. Light metallic note. Clean finish. Good carbonation.
Fits for style with an emphasis on the malts.
Aug 23, 2025
Photo of vette2006c5r
Reviewed by vette2006c5r from Minnesota

4.2/5  rDev +3.4%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
Absolutely Nothing pours black, with no head—Smokey, chocolate aroma. The flavor is smokey, with chocolate notes and a hint of black licorice. Good feel. Overall, it's a big flavored, darker lager.
Jun 29, 2024