Vomitously peachy-tan with no head, it truly looks like a pint of strawberry-banana puree. Would ya just look at that sludge?!?!
And Jesus Christ, it's thicker than a literal smoothie, too! I feel sorry for whoever has to clean these kegs and lines!
Taste is insanely tropical of coconut-lime and guava, as if blended with yogurt, but with a tingly, tangy, nearly mucusy snot globule swallow. But then, actually, as it continues to go down not even a millisecond later, it becomes really zesty and zippy in the swallow, where the pineapple acid makes itself known and cleans the mess up alarmingly well.
I don't know whether to love this as a health drink or to hate this as a beer, but I definitely got my vitamins with this one!