Water Boy
Two Pitchers Brewing Co

Radlers should taste like a blend of beer and fruit juice. The watermelon and lime, especially the lime, overwhelm the base beer. More like a lime seltzer than a radler. I could not finish the entire beer, in part, because I hate wasting ABV on a bad beer.

Purchased as a single 12oz can from The Fresh Market for $1.78. Poured into a tulip glass.

L - Yellow with a slight haze, and a one-finger off-white head.
S - Saccharin, artificial watermelon flavor, lime juice, and very faint wheat.
T - First thing that came to mind: this tastes like how a urinal cake smells! Flavor matches the nose, with the addition of a tart finish presented by the lime. Not really any trace of beer, unfortunately. Towards the bottom of the glass is an unwelcome funky aftertaste.
F - Highly-carbonated, with a medium-light body. Easy-to-drink.
O - While I was able to finish the whole glass, I didn't enjoy any of it. It's exactly how you'd imagine drinking a urinal cake would be like. Smelled pretty alright, but the taste really threw me off. "Disgusting" isn't a fair word for it. It's more like "unpleasant, but tolerable". I wouldn't recommend getting this one.

 

 

Let's keep it 100, this is probably the worst alcoholic beverage I've ever had. This masquerades as a radler, but it's really part of the hard seltzer fad. It honestly tastes like someone plopped a piece of chewed watermelon gum in a vat of seltzer that had some cardboard floating in it.