Mongoose Malt Liquor
Labatt Brewing Company Ltd.
- From:
- Labatt Brewing Company Ltd.
- Ontario, Canada
- Style:
- Malt Liquor
- ABV:
- 8%
- Score:
- 64
- Avg:
- 1.66 | pDev: 37.35%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 8
- Status:
- Retired
- Rated:
- Jan 28, 2020
- Added:
- Jan 23, 2003
- Wants:
- 1
- Gots:
- 0
SCORE
64
Poor
64
Poor
No description / notes.
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Reviewed by Sephiroth77
2.83/5 rDev +70.5%
look: 5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.75
2.83/5 rDev +70.5%
look: 5 | smell: 2 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 5 | overall: 4.75
The tale of the legendary Mongoose is beautifully detailed on the can. Not a logo bit more of a feel.
"Who is eating who? The mongoose or the snake?"
The beer taste and smells of urine. Even cold the beer taste like piss. But for $1 dollar... you can relive the epic battle.
Jan 28, 2020"Who is eating who? The mongoose or the snake?"
The beer taste and smells of urine. Even cold the beer taste like piss. But for $1 dollar... you can relive the epic battle.
Reviewed by harpus from Alabama
1.08/5 rDev -34.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
1.08/5 rDev -34.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
A - Golden Staw Pee colored
S - Corny, sweet and high fuesal alchol
T- Corny, sweet, grainy hot fuesal alchol
D- I will just say this. We had 3 guy splitting this can and I drank the most with three swigs. The beer is one of the worst I have ever tried but the can is great.
Aug 26, 2010S - Corny, sweet and high fuesal alchol
T- Corny, sweet, grainy hot fuesal alchol
D- I will just say this. We had 3 guy splitting this can and I drank the most with three swigs. The beer is one of the worst I have ever tried but the can is great.
Reviewed by mrmanning from Canada (ON)
1.43/5 rDev -13.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
1.43/5 rDev -13.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1.5 | overall: 1
Big ass can-Fusel oil and alcohol, corn and wet paper. Cardboard nose too. Boozy corn syrup flavours with cooked veggies. Harsh and un-redeeming, but for some reason better than a lot of their 5-7% beers. It's still shite though. Bleeeeargh! Next please!
Nov 17, 2009Reviewed by spittingoutteeth from Vermont
1/5 rDev -39.8%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
1/5 rDev -39.8%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
This is quite simply the worst beer I have ever drank in my life. It has a strong medicine/rust taste & I felt horrible after drinking just one can. I tried some truly horrible brews during my college years but this one was by far the worst. Avoid at all cost.
Jan 31, 2009Reviewed by Doostin82 from Florida
1.18/5 rDev -28.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
1.18/5 rDev -28.9%
look: 2 | smell: 1.5 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
The worst malt liquor I've ever had and probably the worst beverage I've ever had. The art on the can only foreshadowed the horrible experience after drinking it...impending death. Liquid death more like it. I could only muster about 3 sips, before pouring it down the drain. The smell was a little musty with a hint of sulfur and some grassy notes. The taste could only be described as harsh metallic with a strong alcohol finish. You couldn't pay me to drink it again.
May 29, 2008Reviewed by Mindsquall from Canada (ON)
1/5 rDev -39.8%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
1/5 rDev -39.8%
look: 1 | smell: 1 | taste: 1 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
This definitely is the absolute worst thing to ever pass my lips. I don't know what Lakeport was thinking when they created this god-offending garbage. It is very cheap and very very poor quality. The last time I drank one of these, I threw up, and vowed never to touch this swill ever ever again. Awful Awful, wouldn't even offer one to my worst enemy.
Sep 09, 2005
Reviewed by Shiloh from Canada (ON)
2.55/5 rDev +53.6%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5
2.55/5 rDev +53.6%
look: 2.5 | smell: 2.5 | taste: 2.5 | feel: 3 | overall: 2.5
Pretty much your standard malt liquor, nothing more, nothing less with the exception of the packaging. Picture this, on a 950 ml can, a mongoose biting the head of a rather large fang orientated snake with a warning that this beer contains nearly twice as much alcohol as regular beer..etc...
The brew itself is not bad...not good either. Light golden hue, medium head but fairly well ballanced. The body is weak as is the taste...alcohol is very evident.
Mar 07, 2003The brew itself is not bad...not good either. Light golden hue, medium head but fairly well ballanced. The body is weak as is the taste...alcohol is very evident.
Reviewed by slitherySOB from Canada (ON)
1.23/5 rDev -25.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
1.23/5 rDev -25.9%
look: 1.5 | smell: 1 | taste: 1.5 | feel: 1 | overall: 1
Yuck! This is a horrible beer. Never have I seen a brew that resembles urine as much as this. Looks like urine, smells like urine, probably tastes like urine, though I can't say I've ever consumed pee. Came in a 950mL can with a red mongoose eating a cobra. Very mettalic taste which left my mouth feeling betrayed. Swear to God, my mouth felt betrayed for drinking this horrible crap! Stay with Olde English or Colt 45. They are much better than this pathetic excuse for malt liquor
Jan 23, 2003
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