The Earth Is Round (But Everything On It Is Flat)
Green Cheek Beer Company

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From:
Green Cheek Beer Company
 
California, United States
Style:
Hazy Imperial IPA
ABV:
10.2%
Score:
+6 ratings needed
Avg:
4.19 | pDev: 10.02%
Ratings:
4 | reviews: 2
Status:
Active
Rated:
Jan 01, 2022
Added:
Jul 30, 2020
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Back in 1964 scientists working in a remote, tropical, jungle laboratory in Papua New Guinea, made a shocking discovery. Sure, everyone knew that the Greek geographer, Eratosthenes first calculated the circumference of the Earth back in the day, but could the world handle this new discovery? How could the scientists ever explain such reality altering truth?

Anyways, this hazy triple features both Galaxy and Citra hops and brings lots of lychee, sweet lime, and a fun pineapple banana smoothie type thing.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by gbiello from Massachusetts

3.46/5  rDev -17.4%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 3.25
Seriously thick 1 finger of head. Nice bright cloudy yellowish-orange pour. Burst of citrus hits you in the nose, but a touch boozy, seeing as this is a triple. Nice creamy mouthfeel, just the booziness brings it down for me.
Jan 01, 2022
 
Rated: 4.46 by benjaminsa from Vermont

Nov 19, 2021
 
Rated: 4.47 by evanwoertz from California

Nov 10, 2021
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Reviewed by BucannonXC5 from California

4.38/5  rDev +4.5%
look: 4.75 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.75 | overall: 4.5
Type: 16-oz. can
Reviewed as: New England Triple / Imperial IPA
Glass: Pure Project 16-oz. snifter glass
Price: $16.50 for a variety Green Cheek 4-pack
From: Blind Lady Ale House in Normal Heights (San Diego), Calif.
Purchased: July 29, 2020
Consumed: Aug. 5, 2020
Misc.: Canned on July 1, 2020

Picked this up at Blind Lady Ale House with three other Green Cheek beers for a variety 4-pack price of $16.50. Description I tracked down online read, “Back in 1964 scientists working in a remote, tropical, jungle laboratory in Papua New Guinea, made a shocking discovery. Sure, everyone knew that the Greek geographer, Eratosthenes first calculated the circumference of the Earth back in the day, but could the world handle this new discovery? How could the scientists ever explain such reality altering truth? Anyways, this hazy triple features both Galaxy and Citra hops and brings lots of lychee, sweet lime, and a fun pineapple banana smoothie type thing.” Galaxy is a hop that is finally gaining on me and Citra is Citra, so was expecting good things.

Poured a golden murky color with two fingers of frothy off-white head. Could see a few bubbles coming up along the sides of the glass. World-class uneven, spiderweb foamy lacing. Almost perfect retention. (Sight - 4.75)

Smelled both the Galaxy and Citra right away. Specifically got big passion fruit, grapefruit, pineapple, lime, peach and apricot. Just as good out of the can. (Smell - 4.25)

Tasted almost as good as the nose. Got Galaxy and Citra right away, followed by passion fruit, pineapple, grapefruit, lime, peach, apricot, herbal and fresh-cut grass. Did not taste anywhere near 10.2 pct. ABV. (Taste - 4.25)

Medium body. Average carbonation. Creamy texture. Long, smooth finish. (Finish - 4.75)

Just a world-class hazy TIPA. So smooth for 10.2 pct. ABV. (Overall - 4.50)

4.38 | 96 | A
Oct 12, 2020