Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho
Turning Point Beer

Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-HoNow I Have A Machine Gun Ho-Ho-Ho
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Turning Point Beer
 
Texas, United States
Style:
American Imperial Stout
ABV:
12.2%
Score:
+7 ratings needed
Avg:
3.71 | pDev: 13.48%
Ratings:
3 | reviews: 1
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Mar 07, 2020
Added:
Feb 02, 2020
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by Ozzylizard from Pennsylvania

3/5  rDev -19.1%
look: 3 | smell: 3 | taste: 3 | feel: 3 | overall: 3
Received from @r0rschach in a post-BIF ninja strike. Thanks John! Reviewed 3/7/20.
Undated 16 oz can. Stored at home at 42 degrees and served at 60 degrees in a hand washed and dried Jester King snifter.
Appearance – 3.
First pour – Dark brown, nearly opaque
Body – Dark brown/black, opaque. When held to direct light, the same.
Head – Small (Maximum one cm, aggressive center pour), dark khaki, fizzy, gone within seconds of the end of the pour, leaving a 0.5 mm ring of bubbles.
Lacing – None. As expected for the ABV.
Aroma – 3 – Heavy aroma of chocolate fudge with some marshmallow. No vanilla, no malt, no hops.
Flavor – 3 – Very much like eating a fudge brownie with extra chocolate. No alcohol (12.2% ABV as marked on the label) taste or aroma, although a slight gastric warming occurs. No diacetyl, no dimethylsulfide.
Palate – 3 – Full bodied, almost creamy, soft carbonation.
Final impression and summation: 3 (Loses 0.25 point for being in an undated container, particularly after admonishing me to “Drink Fresh”.) Feels like my mouth has been spackled with a fudge brownie – I should chew the beer before swallowing.
Mar 07, 2020
 
Rated: 4 by Eziel from Ohio

Feb 24, 2020
 
Rated: 4.13 by vabeerguy from Virginia

Feb 02, 2020