We Don’t Sell Those Here
DSSOLVR
- From:
- DSSOLVR
- North Carolina, United States
- Style:
- Hazy Imperial IPA
- ABV:
- 8.1%
- Score:
- +5 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 4.22 | pDev: 3.79%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Apr 22, 2026
- Added:
- Jul 02, 2021
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
NO SCORE
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We teamed up with the Hoofy Mayne Juicelords (Hoof Hearted Brewery) and whipped up one hell of a tasty lil treat for y’all. DDH DIPA, BABYYYYYYYYY!
“We Don’t Sell Those Here” is named after a really insensitive and uptight wine salesman in Savannah who refused to sell us a corkscrew. Mashed with Riverbend Malt 2-Row, Flaked Wheat, Flaked Oats, Malted Wheat, Malted Oats, Dextrin Malt, and just a kiss of Brewer’s Crystals for MAXIMUM BODY. Hopped very aggressively in the Whirlpool with BRU-1, fermented with our House IPA yeast, Dry-hopped once with BRU-1 and Sabro, and then Dry-hopped a second time with an ignorant amount of BRU-1 and Sabro, and a Hoofy-size handful of El Dorado Cryo. Spunded for dat natural carbonation, boiiiiiiii.
We experience mountains of fresh-cut Pineapple, putting some Pit Viper sunglasses on a Mango, surfing in a Pina Colada daydream, and getting slapped in the face with a jug of Orange Juice. Last time we checked, it’s still the weekend!
PS: Whenever we see Trevor, we whip up more than one beer, so be on the lookout for an extra crispy treat in a few weeks. Love ya, bud!
“We Don’t Sell Those Here” is named after a really insensitive and uptight wine salesman in Savannah who refused to sell us a corkscrew. Mashed with Riverbend Malt 2-Row, Flaked Wheat, Flaked Oats, Malted Wheat, Malted Oats, Dextrin Malt, and just a kiss of Brewer’s Crystals for MAXIMUM BODY. Hopped very aggressively in the Whirlpool with BRU-1, fermented with our House IPA yeast, Dry-hopped once with BRU-1 and Sabro, and then Dry-hopped a second time with an ignorant amount of BRU-1 and Sabro, and a Hoofy-size handful of El Dorado Cryo. Spunded for dat natural carbonation, boiiiiiiii.
We experience mountains of fresh-cut Pineapple, putting some Pit Viper sunglasses on a Mango, surfing in a Pina Colada daydream, and getting slapped in the face with a jug of Orange Juice. Last time we checked, it’s still the weekend!
PS: Whenever we see Trevor, we whip up more than one beer, so be on the lookout for an extra crispy treat in a few weeks. Love ya, bud!
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by mschrei from Illinois
4.5/5 rDev +6.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
4.5/5 rDev +6.6%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Very cloudy, dark gold/orange. Minimal head, some fluffy lacing. Dank, weedy notes on the nose, but also citrusy and tropical-orange, mango, guava. Taste had the same flavors, plus a bit of maltiness. Creamy, medium bodied, mouth watering finish, good booze presence. An example of an NEIPA that is somehow both subtle yet strong. I like it.
May 14, 2022
Reviewed by dbrauneis from North Carolina
4.23/5 rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
4.23/5 rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4 | overall: 4.25
A: Pours a murky medium golden peach in color with moderate amounts of fine active visible carbonation rising along the edges of the glass and moderate apricot + bright yellow + bright orange + honey colored highlights. The beer has a three finger tall dense cream sudsy foamy bright white head that slowly reduces to a handful of small to medium sized patches of medium thick film surrounded by a large patch of very thin film covering the remainder of the surface of the beer and a thick ring at the edges of the glass. Light to moderate amounts of lacing are observed.
S: Moderate to strong aromas of juicy citrus/orange + tropical/pineapple + tropical/mango + tropical/guava + coconut hops over the top of moderate aromas of biscuit + caramel + wheat + oat malts with a moderate amount of caramel + sugary sweetness.
T: Upfront there are moderate flavors of biscuit + caramel + wheat + oat malts with a moderate amount of caramel + sugary sweetness. That is followed by moderate to strong flavors of juicy citrus/orange + tropical/pineapple + tropical/mango + tropical/guava + coconut hops which impart a light amount of bitterness which fades away quickly leaving lingering moderate tropical + citrus + coconut hop flavors.
M: Medium bodied with moderate amounts of carbonation. Moderate amounts of creamy soft/fluffiness mid-body and a light amount of dryness in the finish.
O: Easy to drink with well hidden alcohol and a pleasantly creamy soft/fluffy (and slightly more robust) mouthfeel. Very enjoyable and loaded with tropical + citrus + coconut hop flavors and aromas.
Sep 17, 2021S: Moderate to strong aromas of juicy citrus/orange + tropical/pineapple + tropical/mango + tropical/guava + coconut hops over the top of moderate aromas of biscuit + caramel + wheat + oat malts with a moderate amount of caramel + sugary sweetness.
T: Upfront there are moderate flavors of biscuit + caramel + wheat + oat malts with a moderate amount of caramel + sugary sweetness. That is followed by moderate to strong flavors of juicy citrus/orange + tropical/pineapple + tropical/mango + tropical/guava + coconut hops which impart a light amount of bitterness which fades away quickly leaving lingering moderate tropical + citrus + coconut hop flavors.
M: Medium bodied with moderate amounts of carbonation. Moderate amounts of creamy soft/fluffiness mid-body and a light amount of dryness in the finish.
O: Easy to drink with well hidden alcohol and a pleasantly creamy soft/fluffy (and slightly more robust) mouthfeel. Very enjoyable and loaded with tropical + citrus + coconut hop flavors and aromas.
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