Escape Engine
DSSOLVR

Perhaps the craziest thing about this monstrosity is that it appears as a mostly clearly, slightly hazy light amber-gold with a thin, bubbly white ring.

Taste and smell are both strawberry caramel corn with an absolute metric ton of lactic funk. It's also dankly, weirdly overripe, like rotting peach, but again more in a strawberry vein. It bears clarifying that this is supposed to be piña colada inspired, and thus featuring pineapple...but I detect none whatsoever.

Feel is a little viscous, and very sticky, obviously.

God dammit Julie, never order anything with cheesecake in it!