Return To Earth
There Does Not Exist

Return To EarthReturn To Earth
Beer Geek Stats
From:
There Does Not Exist
 
California, United States
Style:
Oatmeal Stout
ABV:
5%
Score:
+5 ratings needed
Avg:
3.86 | pDev: 9.07%
Ratings:
5 | reviews: 1
Status:
Active
Rated:
Feb 23, 2026
Added:
Oct 05, 2021
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
Return To Earth is layered with multiple caramel and roasted malts to promote a rich malty backbone that leans heavy on notes of espresso, dark cocoa, and toffee. Heavy handed on the oats this beer is velvety, like a lattes foam, and a slight residual sweetness rounds out the richness. Taste fudge, cola, and tiramisu while you stare into the dark depths of the universe…
Recent ratings and reviews.
 
Rated: 3.75 by acurtis from New Jersey

Feb 23, 2026
 
Rated: 3.39 by StoutSnob40 from California

Feb 06, 2026
 
Rated: 3.98 by Lucnifter from California

May 26, 2025
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Reviewed by 2beerdogs from California

3.71/5  rDev -3.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
16 oz can purchases at Windsor in Anaheim.
Deep dark brown , almost black. Proper head forms but only hangs around for a few minutes. Light retention, low lacing.
Nose presents an inviting, subtle mix of chocolate and caramel malts and a hint of roast.
Flavor follows the nose. Subtly sweet chocolate and caramel malts are tamed by a mild roast.
Mouthfeel is a tad light with low carbonation and finishes with a smooth low bitterness.
Jan 02, 2024
 
Rated: 4.45 by westcoastbeerlvr from California

Jan 31, 2022