Return To Earth
There Does Not Exist


- From:
- There Does Not Exist
- California, United States
- Style:
- Oatmeal Stout
- ABV:
- 5%
- Score:
- +5 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.86 | pDev: 9.07%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 1
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Feb 23, 2026
- Added:
- Oct 05, 2021
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
Return To Earth is layered with multiple caramel and roasted malts to promote a rich malty backbone that leans heavy on notes of espresso, dark cocoa, and toffee. Heavy handed on the oats this beer is velvety, like a lattes foam, and a slight residual sweetness rounds out the richness. Taste fudge, cola, and tiramisu while you stare into the dark depths of the universe…
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by 2beerdogs from California
3.71/5 rDev -3.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
3.71/5 rDev -3.9%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
16 oz can purchases at Windsor in Anaheim.
Deep dark brown , almost black. Proper head forms but only hangs around for a few minutes. Light retention, low lacing.
Nose presents an inviting, subtle mix of chocolate and caramel malts and a hint of roast.
Flavor follows the nose. Subtly sweet chocolate and caramel malts are tamed by a mild roast.
Mouthfeel is a tad light with low carbonation and finishes with a smooth low bitterness.
Jan 02, 2024Deep dark brown , almost black. Proper head forms but only hangs around for a few minutes. Light retention, low lacing.
Nose presents an inviting, subtle mix of chocolate and caramel malts and a hint of roast.
Flavor follows the nose. Subtly sweet chocolate and caramel malts are tamed by a mild roast.
Mouthfeel is a tad light with low carbonation and finishes with a smooth low bitterness.
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