Hello Satan
Bizarre Brewing

Hello SatanHello Satan
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Bizarre Brewing
 
Washington, United States
Style:
American Amber / Red Ale
ABV:
4.9%
Score:
+3 ratings needed
Avg:
3.95 | pDev: 8.1%
Ratings:
7 | reviews: 4
Status:
Active
Rated:
Jan 26, 2026
Added:
Nov 21, 2024
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by snaotheus from Washington

4.02/5  rDev +1.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
2026-01-25
16oz can served in a nonic pint glass. Canned 09/16/25.

Pours dark reddish brown, big fluffy head settling slowly into a thick puffy layer. Smell is pine bitter and toffee, clear hint of smoke.

Taste is moderate sweet, again toffee, again nuts but maybe heavily roasted. Woody astringence, earthy bitterness.

Mouthfeel is light, smooth, clean. Very nice beer.
Jan 26, 2026
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Reviewed by mactrail from Washington

3.39/5  rDev -14.2%
look: 4.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.5
This is the darkest red ever. Quite attractive with the beige foam in the appropriate unholy grail. Nothing sweet about it, but not hopped to death either. It's quite pleasant sipping with an earthy and grainy taste, and smooth finish. Some herbal hoppy notes and a bit of astringency in the aftertaste, and then the bitterness finally emerges. It's very dry and green tasting. Overall this would benefit from some friendly malt and less stemmy taste. But it's really only worth trying for the appearance and the label. From the 16 oz can with a nice big 04/01/25 date stamp.
Oct 07, 2025
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Reviewed by RBorsato from Virginia

4.5/5  rDev +13.9%
look: 4.5 | smell: 4.5 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.5
Amber/brown with a nice tan/light brown head. Big malty aroma and flavor with nutty, bready and caramel notes. Nice balance with little to no bitterness but not very sweet. Medium bodied.
Aug 04, 2025
 
Rated: 4 by Dope from Massachusetts

Jun 23, 2025
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Reviewed by stevoj from Idaho

3.66/5  rDev -7.3%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
16oz can from Tavour. Dark amber, opaque pour, sizeable off-white foamy head. Malty aroma, leathery, tannic. Taste is malty, dry, touch of sweetness leading up to a mildly bitter finish.
Jun 01, 2025
 
Rated: 4.05 by Abstractspirit from Rhode Island

Jan 30, 2025
 
Rated: 4.03 by dexterk1 from Illinois

Nov 21, 2024