Maga Tears
Minocqua Brewing Company
- From:
- Minocqua Brewing Company
- Wisconsin, United States
- Style:
- American IPA
- ABV:
- 6.8%
- Score:
- +6 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.33 | pDev: 4.2%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Feb 28, 2025
- Added:
- Jul 28, 2024
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 1
NO SCORE
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Our new summer session IPA is made with the fermented laments of some truly frustrated politicians.
Colorados gun-toting Lauren Boebert, after a surveillance video showed her groping a man in unmentionable places before being kicked out of the musical "Beetlejuice", faces an almost impossible re-election battle. Her bitter tears will help get you a "Rocky Mountain High".
Florida's pompadoured Matt Gaetz is currently being investigated for sex trafficking, and the chief witness against him, who pleaded guilty to the same charges, flipped on his old friend with the hopes of reducing his own 11-year sentence. Gaetz's tears add citrus notes- sweet like a Florida orange juice.
Georgia's red-blazered and potty-mouthed Marjorie Taylor Greene, after giving tours to insurrectionists days before the January 6th attacks on our country and high-fiving those same domestic terrorists days later, has surely included in Jack Smith's investigation into those who conspired with Donald Trump to overthrow the 2020 presidential election. Her tears add some hints of Georgia Peach.
Our new IPA will only get better with age, as the impending implosion of the MAGA movement will surely intensify the flavors that these organic tears add to the brew.
Colorados gun-toting Lauren Boebert, after a surveillance video showed her groping a man in unmentionable places before being kicked out of the musical "Beetlejuice", faces an almost impossible re-election battle. Her bitter tears will help get you a "Rocky Mountain High".
Florida's pompadoured Matt Gaetz is currently being investigated for sex trafficking, and the chief witness against him, who pleaded guilty to the same charges, flipped on his old friend with the hopes of reducing his own 11-year sentence. Gaetz's tears add citrus notes- sweet like a Florida orange juice.
Georgia's red-blazered and potty-mouthed Marjorie Taylor Greene, after giving tours to insurrectionists days before the January 6th attacks on our country and high-fiving those same domestic terrorists days later, has surely included in Jack Smith's investigation into those who conspired with Donald Trump to overthrow the 2020 presidential election. Her tears add some hints of Georgia Peach.
Our new IPA will only get better with age, as the impending implosion of the MAGA movement will surely intensify the flavors that these organic tears add to the brew.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by Beejay from Virginia
3.57/5 rDev +7.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
3.57/5 rDev +7.2%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.75
A: medium amber off white head.
S: classic grapefruit, and pine aroma.
T: classic IPA flavors, grapefruit, one resin, and perhaps a touch herbal in the finish.
M: medium feel, c moderate carbonation.
O: pretty basic IPA, but I'm living the vibes.
Feb 28, 2025S: classic grapefruit, and pine aroma.
T: classic IPA flavors, grapefruit, one resin, and perhaps a touch herbal in the finish.
M: medium feel, c moderate carbonation.
O: pretty basic IPA, but I'm living the vibes.
Reviewed by 2beerdogs from California
3.31/5 rDev -0.6%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
3.31/5 rDev -0.6%
look: 3.25 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
Well, the initial pop of the can brought some nice green notes of alfalfa, citrus rind and some grass but that soon tapered off.
Straw to gold in hue, fluffy white head rises high, but quickly gives up. Low retention, light lacing.
The flavor is tepid in ints attempt at citrus rind, grapes, and hints of generic tropical notes.
Mouthfeel is a tad prickly and yet it doesn't really feel lively.
Overall, I wanted to like this more.
Dec 08, 2024Straw to gold in hue, fluffy white head rises high, but quickly gives up. Low retention, light lacing.
The flavor is tepid in ints attempt at citrus rind, grapes, and hints of generic tropical notes.
Mouthfeel is a tad prickly and yet it doesn't really feel lively.
Overall, I wanted to like this more.
Rated by ZebulonXZogg from Illinois
3.21/5 rDev -3.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
3.21/5 rDev -3.6%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3 | taste: 3.25 | feel: 3.25 | overall: 3.25
Looks like a NEIPA, foggy yellow, nice head and lacing. Mostly a malty aroma, not much flavor, some tropical fruit and salt.
Jul 29, 2024
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