Darklord Day 2017

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  1. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    I can't wait to see the Fetus Banger design.
     
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  2. Ohiou84

    Ohiou84 Initiate (132) May 6, 2014 Ohio

    • How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 7
    • Will the variants make it to group E? Yes
    • What will the high temperature be for the day? 70
    • Will it rain? No, but I will have poncho, waterproof boots and a rain hat available.
    • Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance?Certainly.
    • Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police?Yes, after a fight breaks out when someone gets caught stealing a Handjee and it falls to the ground and breaks.
    • Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? No, but the South Gate will be, as everyone tries to use it based on previous North Gate experiences.
    • Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." To my untrained ear, all of their music sounds alike. So, even if I hear it I would not know.
    • Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? Yes.
    • Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? I hope so. Depending on the barrels, it would be a tough choice to make in Group A, whether to go for the Handjee or the DB.
    • Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Just above.
    • Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? Certainly, just before the fight breaks out.
    • Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? 5. One of which results in the fight referenced above.
    • Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? That would be great. I will be on the look out for Dragon Abortion branded shirts, hoodies, rain ponchos, ball caps and lanyards.
    • Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? New variation. "Allotment Thief" who swears he thought the allotment he ran off with was his, while sitting in the back of the police car with a bloodied face after the fight that broke out when he dropped someone else's Handjee.
     
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  3. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    Seriously how much will it cost me to have one of these ready for me to wear to this years dld?? I can do cash card check or beer as payment.
     
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  4. TheKlevin

    TheKlevin Disciple (300) Aug 6, 2014 Michigan
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    Do Not, I repeat DO NOT drink Tweak at DLD!!! Black out city last year...
     
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  5. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Good stuff :grinning:
     
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  6. core42

    core42 Zealot (536) May 5, 2010 Michigan
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    1. How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 5
    2. Will the variants make it to group E? No
    3. What will the high temperature be for the day? 78
    4. Will it rain? Of course
    5. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance? Definitely
    6. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police? Most likely
    7. Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? Yep
    8. Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Umm sure?
    9. Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? No
    10. Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? Nope that's too normal
    11. Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Below
    12. Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? LOL....serious question???? Of course...every year
    13. Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? Under
    14. Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? Yes
    15. Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? Every year
     
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  7. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    DLD WEATHER FORECAST UPDATE:
    Saturday May 13th
    65/55 *F
    Cloudy with periods of rain in the afternoon
    Chance of precipitation 72%

    The forecast is increasingly becoming very Dark Lord Day like.
     
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  8. jkwuc89

    jkwuc89 Initiate (0) Jul 4, 2009 Ohio

    BTW...welcome to thread page #90!!

    :grinning::grinning::grinning:
     
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  9. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    1. How many Dark Lord Variants will be offered up this year? 6 new, 2 old undesirables
    2. Will the variants make it to group E? No
    3. What will the high temperature be for the day? 68
    4. Will it rain? Absolutely, even if just for a short time
    5. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via ambulance? Of course, I bet someone is removed via ambulance before they even open the gates
    6. Will anyone be taken/removed from the fest via Munster Police? Yes
    7. Will the North Gate line be a cluster fu*k again? No, everyone will move to the South Gate this year and that will be a mess
    8. Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Don't care
    9. Will Marshmallow Handjee (VBDL) return this year? Yes
    10. Will there be a true Double Barrel Dark Lord variant this year? Yes, probably in 2 stupid barrels nobody wants a stout aged in
    11. Will the final estimated attendance be above or below 10,000? Above
    12. Will there be any bottles of Dark Lord or a variant dropped on the ground and destroyed? 100%, yes
    13. Over/under: Reported thefts (on this thread) at DLD + or - 3? + Over
    14. Will anyone from here meet someone else from here via name tag/Dragon Abortion shirt? I hope so. Dragon Abortion/Fetus Banger shirts need to happen
    15. Will there be another "Garbage Can Guy," "Where's My Allotment Guy," return of one of these, or new variation such as "Port-O-Potty Guy"? There will be multiple "those guys"
     
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  10. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Will Amon Amarth close their set with "Raise Your Horns." Don't care

    LMAO! I expected that answer from you!
    And yes, @-TK421- needs to make that shirt happen so we can order it ASAP!
     
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  11. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    I'd like to second that! I'll take 4 shirts because I'll undoubtedly ruin the first 3 in the eventual mudd pit from all the rain.
     
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  12. -TK421-

    -TK421- Initiate (0) Jun 4, 2016 Florida

    haha i'm glad you guys liked the shirt and kept the joke going :slight_smile:

    i sent a PDF of the graphic to @Coel as he messaged me about it. if any of you would like the files to make the shirt download them here

    i hope to see some of you guys with it out there to share some beer and laughs over these band names
     
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  13. HouseofWortship

    HouseofWortship Savant (953) May 3, 2016 Illinois
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    Isn't a dragon abortion the same as a dragon omelette?
     
  14. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Awesome, thanks man! I will be downloading the file and hope to have this shirt made ASAP. Good stuff.
    #DragonAbortionDLD2017
     
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  15. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    Are you going to order them from the internet? If so could you forward the link once you've figured one out?
     
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  16. -TK421-

    -TK421- Initiate (0) Jun 4, 2016 Florida

    i guess that depends how far along the egg is. if you wait too long you may find some "stuff" in that omelette...
     
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  17. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

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  18. Zoomslowik

    Zoomslowik Disciple (315) Mar 17, 2016 Illinois
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    The flaw in this is the shirts will be under two layers of rain gear. What we really need is a Dragon Abortion poncho.
     
  19. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    Real men get drunk enough they don't even realize it's raining.
     
  20. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    Is Dragon Abortion a real band?
     
  21. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Earlier in this thread @zach60614 was poking fun at death metal band's names. He jokingly referenced two names he created called Fetus Banger and Dragon Abortion. Upon reading these names, especially Dragon abortion (don't ask me why), I lost it. Myself, then others started talking about these (fictional) bands playing at DLD this year and the whole thing took a direction of it's own. Since then @-TK421- created the logo and well...
    Dragon Abortion has kind of gathered a small cult following. It kind of takes a shot at the whole scene while embracing it at the same time in a DLD thread kind of way.
     
  22. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    That would explain why nothing popped up when I googled "Dragon Abortion"...LOL
     
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  23. Runofthedill

    Runofthedill Initiate (0) Oct 28, 2014 Ohio

    Equally lost it, remember saying that was a good band name back on like page 60.
     
  24. kodt

    kodt Defender (632) Mar 6, 2013 Illinois
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    Yeah but you got added to a couple NSA watch lists.
     
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  25. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    I feel like we should institute "Dragon Abortion" as a code word or something....

    Guy 1: Walks up to a share.
    Guy 2: "What's the code word?"
    Guy 1: "Dragon Abortion"
    Guy 2: "Hell Yeah! Get in on some of this beer you sonofabitch!"
     
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  26. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    If anyone comes up to me and says dragon abortion they can pick any can/bottle in my bag to share! (Excluding this years dl allotment)
     
  27. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    The fact that this was asked just proves how stupid metal band names are.
     
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  28. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

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  29. Heisenbrew

    Heisenbrew Initiate (156) Aug 21, 2016 Missouri
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    Implying bands in others genres don't have stupid names.
     
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  30. zach60614

    zach60614 Initiate (0) May 1, 2012 Illinois

    Of course all genres have bands with stupid names, but my hypothesis is that metals bands lead the league in stupid names per capita.
     
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  31. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

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  32. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    I mean...GoatWhore is playing DLD this year.
     
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  33. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    Awesome! As Dragon Abortion's secretary/lead janitor I couldn't be prouder.
     
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  34. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    If I ever start a band you have a job!
     
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  35. prg

    prg Initiate (47) Apr 13, 2016 Indiana

    Be glad nothing popped up. I was not so lucky.
     
  36. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    :grimacing:
     
  37. EamonTheGreat

    EamonTheGreat Initiate (0) Mar 13, 2014 Indiana

    Just ordered this pin... So if you see some loser with a sloth astronaut pin you'll know it's me. [​IMG]
     
  38. reefer_bob

    reefer_bob Aspirant (292) May 13, 2014 California

    I'd rather listen to 'Goatwhore' than 'Car Seat Headrests'...
     
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  39. Bugsmcl

    Bugsmcl Initiate (196) May 2, 2016 Ohio

    I was at a beer release yesterday and met 2 guys going to this years dld (both of them love metal). They were talking about the bands that could possibly play so I mentioned dragon abortion. They both stopped in shock and said "NO WAY!!!" And then proceeded to talk about this fictional band.
     
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  40. ChiCubs78

    ChiCubs78 Initiate (0) Jan 2, 2015 Illinois

    You can't be serious...
     
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