Funniest Beer Branding

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  1. Mr3dPHD

    Mr3dPHD Pundit (834) May 6, 2008 Florida
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    One of my all time favorite beer bottles is Funky Buddha's "I'm So Excited, I'm So Scared" coffee stout. I laughed so hard the day I spotted this in the bottle store! What are the funniest bottles/cans you guys have come across?

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  2. Coronaeus

    Coronaeus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,744) Apr 21, 2014 Canada (ON)
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  3. SFACRKnight

    SFACRKnight Grand Pooh-Bah (3,348) Jan 20, 2012 Colorado
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    What am I missing?

    The brown note still makes me laugh.
     
  4. Coronaeus

    Coronaeus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,744) Apr 21, 2014 Canada (ON)
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    It’s a pipe, but it isn’t a pipe?

    It’s a Gueuze but isn’t a Gueuze?

    I don’t know. Explaining a joke ruins the joke...
     
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  5. imtroy703

    imtroy703 Zealot (717) Nov 13, 2009 Virginia
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    A local brewery and a hot chicken place by me is making a pickle-infused beer called "Just Dill With It".
     
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  6. MistaRyte

    MistaRyte Pooh-Bah (2,681) Jan 14, 2008 Virginia
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    Recently had a Tradition NEIPA can that looked like a cell phone call incoming... the name of the beer was "We've Been Trying to Reach You About Your Car's Extended Warranty"
     
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    Coronaeus Grand Pooh-Bah (3,744) Apr 21, 2014 Canada (ON)
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  8. Amendm

    Amendm Pooh-Bah (2,589) Jun 7, 2018 Rhode Island
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    I've recently tried some Beers from a brewery called Bull Spit.

    There is a Beer out there called Moose Drool that I would grab if it had distro in my region.

    And of course, The Brown Note, disgusting label yet a great Brown Ale.

    I guess I think gross stuff is funny.

    Cheers.
     
  9. Insomniac

    Insomniac Initiate (0) Nov 5, 2019 Canada (ON)

    Look up First World Problems by Stewart Brewing. On the side of the can is a picture of an attractive blond, with a caption “Ordered sourdough, but they only had brioche left.” She has a sad look like this is the worst thing that could really happen. It’s funny in a snarky, taking the piss out of people kind of way. I loved it. Very good beer as well.
     
  10. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    If gross names are funny, here's another. https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/395/29204/ The beer is a bad attempt at an AAL, so it was as disgusting as the name.
     
  11. Amendm

    Amendm Pooh-Bah (2,589) Jun 7, 2018 Rhode Island
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    That could have been a funny name, that Beer must have been so awful to have lived up to the name as reflected by the review scores.

    It was an attempt at an AAL yet classified as an American Blonde Ale????!!!
     
  12. GC2020

    GC2020 Initiate (0) May 16, 2020 New Hampshire

    Old Frothingslosh - "The pale, stale ale with the foam on the bottom.", lovingly presented by Pittsburgh native Fatima Yecchburg.
     
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  13. bret27

    bret27 Grand Pooh-Bah (3,064) Mar 10, 2009 California
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    I don’t know why, but for some reason I just smile whenever I see this.
     
  14. NickSMpls

    NickSMpls Grand Pooh-Bah (3,176) Nov 11, 2012 Washington
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    Out here, We have 10 Barrel's "Swill" and "Easy Come, Easy Gose", then Georgetown's "Meowsa" with a big orange alley cat on the label.

    Not up to the previous examples, but we thought they were clever, at least.
     
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  15. dcotom

    dcotom Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,637) Aug 4, 2014 Iowa
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    I got a kick out of SN's Southern Hemisphere variety pack:
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    Then there's this:
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  16. PapaGoose03

    PapaGoose03 Grand High Pooh-Bah (6,057) May 30, 2005 Michigan
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    The Blonde Ale category is probably correct, I didn't look at that when I looked up the beer. I just remember it being light-colored swill. The ingredients of either style would likely be similar except for one having an ale yeast. the other a lager yeast, and the vile taste would mask the features of either one. :confused:
     
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  17. BelgianFox

    BelgianFox Aspirant (292) Nov 15, 2019 Belgium
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    Some years ago, the British brewery ,"Shepherd Neame" had a series of slogans for their Spitfire beer. One of them said: "Spitfire, no Fokker comes close".
    All of the slogans were pretty funny but this one really stood out.
     
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  18. EdBay

    EdBay Initiate (0) Jun 2, 2020

    Remember that!
     
  19. needMIbeer

    needMIbeer Pooh-Bah (2,178) Feb 5, 2014 Virginia
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    We put this out last week and it’s gotten a few laughs.
     
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