Who'd Like To Hold My Clipboard? Pineapple, Mango, Passion Fruit, Vanilla
Hoof Hearted Brewing

You look like you'd make a good little helper. What's your name?

Equipped with the right amount of fruit to make women sterile and twice your daily dosage of lactose and vanilla, this decadent Frappe DIPA hoists enough heft to freeze the left half of your brain. Hopped past the stop sign with CItra, El Dorado, and Zythos, this stuff is better than that monster eggnog our brother makes with lighter fluid. And we'd know. We've been going to this high school for 7 and a half years now...

...we're no dummies.