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Hoof Hearted Brewing


- From:
- Hoof Hearted Brewing
- Ohio, United States
- Style:
- Hazy Imperial IPA
- ABV:
- 10%
- Score:
- +1 rating needed
- Avg:
- 4.18 | pDev: 3.11%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 6
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- May 22, 2025
- Added:
- May 01, 2022
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
Triple IPA double dry-hopped with Citra, Mosaic & Phantasm.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by IMFletcher from Kentucky
4.26/5 rDev +1.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
4.26/5 rDev +1.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
4/28/25 can date
Pour is hazy yellow with dissipating head that somehow is leaving lacing in my glass. Not the color of hop milk like back in the day when I was drinking HH cans out of the garage.
Nose is lightly dank. Flavor is like the fruity part of a dreamsicle. Finish is light for a TIPA.
May 05, 2025Pour is hazy yellow with dissipating head that somehow is leaving lacing in my glass. Not the color of hop milk like back in the day when I was drinking HH cans out of the garage.
Nose is lightly dank. Flavor is like the fruity part of a dreamsicle. Finish is light for a TIPA.
Reviewed by philbe311 from Pennsylvania
4.38/5 rDev +4.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
4.38/5 rDev +4.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Two fingers worth of slightly late to develop light khaki colored froth comprised of lots of big chunky bubbles... Solid retention... Color is a moderately hazed medium gold... Vibrant nose of citrus and tropical fruits... Somelight wheat or grassy. Toes linger beneath the surface... Flavor profile is an exact mirror image of the nose... Straight forward but uber enjoyable and uber effective... Medium to full bodied and lush with a touch of prickly carbonation... Very nice and highly enjoyable beer all around... I've been trying several different HH beers as of late and this may be the best...
May 05, 2024Reviewed by brewandbbq from New Hampshire
4.3/5 rDev +2.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
4.3/5 rDev +2.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
16oz can dated 3/13/23.
Pours hazy gold with an inch-plus head of white. Moderate retention and lacing. Dank, oniony, tropical in the nose. White grapes and peach fuzz.
Medium bodied with a soft mouthfeel. Overripe peach, mango, papaya. Finishes fairly dry for the style with minimal malt or bitterness, funky citrus, and faint garlic.
Apr 12, 2023Pours hazy gold with an inch-plus head of white. Moderate retention and lacing. Dank, oniony, tropical in the nose. White grapes and peach fuzz.
Medium bodied with a soft mouthfeel. Overripe peach, mango, papaya. Finishes fairly dry for the style with minimal malt or bitterness, funky citrus, and faint garlic.
Reviewed by buschbeer from Ohio
3.99/5 rDev -4.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
3.99/5 rDev -4.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
1 QUART crowler
Served in an oversized stemless wine glass
This beer pours a dull yellow color and hazy. It is topped with a couple inches of beige head that leaves spotty lacing.
It smells sweet. I get some tropical fruit followed by citrus. I get some grapefruit and hints of booze.
Sweet initial flavor. Muddled tropical fruit, melon, and grapefruit with hints of pine.
Medium bodied with a smooth mouthfeel
Sweet and boozy. A crowler is a good way to start a Saturday night.
Apr 09, 2023Served in an oversized stemless wine glass
This beer pours a dull yellow color and hazy. It is topped with a couple inches of beige head that leaves spotty lacing.
It smells sweet. I get some tropical fruit followed by citrus. I get some grapefruit and hints of booze.
Sweet initial flavor. Muddled tropical fruit, melon, and grapefruit with hints of pine.
Medium bodied with a smooth mouthfeel
Sweet and boozy. A crowler is a good way to start a Saturday night.
Reviewed by schoolboy from Ohio
4.25/5 rDev +1.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.25/5 rDev +1.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
I guess what it comes down to is, this brew is just what I love about Hoof Hearted Brewing. My daughter always regrets moving out of the apartments across the street from their pub in Columbus a year before they opened. It's still worth the trip from the east side and for us from Lake County.
This pours a little clearer than most, yet murky as hell, under sunlight. Oh boy. The hazy IPA stank is a good one. The taste follows, with satisfying juiciness.
Highly recommened. I doubt my food will compare (at home, leftovers).
Apr 01, 2023This pours a little clearer than most, yet murky as hell, under sunlight. Oh boy. The hazy IPA stank is a good one. The taste follows, with satisfying juiciness.
Highly recommened. I doubt my food will compare (at home, leftovers).
Reviewed by drdiesel9483 from Ohio
4.19/5 rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
4.19/5 rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Look - thick hazy golden color with a slight white head and nice white rimming
Smell - tropical citrus slight bitter
Taste -tropical citrus with almost not but and a slight oat backbone
Feel -medium body light carb and creamy
Overall - smell was just so faint, if that was better I'm guessing the whole beer would be better
May 22, 2022Smell - tropical citrus slight bitter
Taste -tropical citrus with almost not but and a slight oat backbone
Feel -medium body light carb and creamy
Overall - smell was just so faint, if that was better I'm guessing the whole beer would be better
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