Paint Me Like One of Your French Bread Pizzas
Hoof Hearted Brewing

Paint Me Like One of Your French Bread PizzasPaint Me Like One of Your French Bread Pizzas
Beer Geek Stats
From:
Hoof Hearted Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
Hazy Imperial IPA
ABV:
10%
Score:
+1 rating needed
Avg:
4.18 | pDev: 3.11%
Ratings:
9 | reviews: 6
Status:
Active
Rated:
May 22, 2025
Added:
May 01, 2022
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
Triple IPA double dry-hopped with Citra, Mosaic & Phantasm.
Recent ratings and reviews.
 
Rated: 4.24 by Iggy88 from Ohio

May 22, 2025
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Reviewed by IMFletcher from Kentucky

4.26/5  rDev +1.9%
look: 4 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
4/28/25 can date

Pour is hazy yellow with dissipating head that somehow is leaving lacing in my glass. Not the color of hop milk like back in the day when I was drinking HH cans out of the garage.

Nose is lightly dank. Flavor is like the fruity part of a dreamsicle. Finish is light for a TIPA.
May 05, 2025
 
Rated: 4.04 by prototypic from Ohio

May 12, 2024
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Reviewed by philbe311 from Pennsylvania

4.38/5  rDev +4.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.5 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Two fingers worth of slightly late to develop light khaki colored froth comprised of lots of big chunky bubbles... Solid retention... Color is a moderately hazed medium gold... Vibrant nose of citrus and tropical fruits... Somelight wheat or grassy. Toes linger beneath the surface... Flavor profile is an exact mirror image of the nose... Straight forward but uber enjoyable and uber effective... Medium to full bodied and lush with a touch of prickly carbonation... Very nice and highly enjoyable beer all around... I've been trying several different HH beers as of late and this may be the best...
May 05, 2024
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Reviewed by brewandbbq from New Hampshire

4.3/5  rDev +2.9%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.5
16oz can dated 3/13/23.

Pours hazy gold with an inch-plus head of white. Moderate retention and lacing. Dank, oniony, tropical in the nose. White grapes and peach fuzz.
Medium bodied with a soft mouthfeel. Overripe peach, mango, papaya. Finishes fairly dry for the style with minimal malt or bitterness, funky citrus, and faint garlic.
Apr 12, 2023
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Reviewed by buschbeer from Ohio

3.99/5  rDev -4.5%
look: 3.75 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
1 QUART crowler
Served in an oversized stemless wine glass

This beer pours a dull yellow color and hazy. It is topped with a couple inches of beige head that leaves spotty lacing.

It smells sweet. I get some tropical fruit followed by citrus. I get some grapefruit and hints of booze.

Sweet initial flavor. Muddled tropical fruit, melon, and grapefruit with hints of pine.

Medium bodied with a smooth mouthfeel

Sweet and boozy. A crowler is a good way to start a Saturday night.
Apr 09, 2023
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Reviewed by schoolboy from Ohio

4.25/5  rDev +1.7%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4.25 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
I guess what it comes down to is, this brew is just what I love about Hoof Hearted Brewing. My daughter always regrets moving out of the apartments across the street from their pub in Columbus a year before they opened. It's still worth the trip from the east side and for us from Lake County.

This pours a little clearer than most, yet murky as hell, under sunlight. Oh boy. The hazy IPA stank is a good one. The taste follows, with satisfying juiciness.

Highly recommened. I doubt my food will compare (at home, leftovers).
Apr 01, 2023
 
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Reviewed by drdiesel9483 from Ohio

4.19/5  rDev +0.2%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4.25
Look - thick hazy golden color with a slight white head and nice white rimming
Smell - tropical citrus slight bitter
Taste -tropical citrus with almost not but and a slight oat backbone
Feel -medium body light carb and creamy
Overall - smell was just so faint, if that was better I'm guessing the whole beer would be better
May 22, 2022