Bald Milwaukee
Hoof Hearted Brewing

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Beer Geek Stats
From:
Hoof Hearted Brewing
 
Ohio, United States
Style:
American Adjunct Lager
ABV:
4.5%
Score:
+1 rating needed
Avg:
3.79 | pDev: 5.8%
Ratings:
9 | reviews: 4
Status:
Active
Rated:
May 17, 2026
Added:
Jan 20, 2024
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by wmeckley44 from Tennessee

4.05/5  rDev +6.9%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 4
No date on can, into an Einstein Brewing weißbier glass.

Pours a very pale gold with great foam. Aroma is classic AAL, some spicy hops and good malts. Flavor is similar, very close to high life but much more intense and more complex. Finish is herbal and spicy, very nice and longer than I expected. Feel is good, properly thin and quaffable.

Overall, tasty AAL from a hazy brewery. It's basic but very well done and I enjoyed the pint.
May 17, 2026
 
Rated: 3.77 by Iggy88 from Ohio

Jan 09, 2026
 
Rated: 3.65 by nhirsch04 from Ohio

Nov 22, 2025
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Reviewed by Sabtos from Ohio

4.22/5  rDev +11.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 4 | taste: 4.25 | feel: 4.5 | overall: 4.25
Fairly foggy gold with a white head of dense foam.

Toasted corn nut with a little herbal twang, it's fluffy af and easy to drink with a crisp, semi-dry finish.
Jul 14, 2025
 
Rated: 3.58 by West_Chester_Ale_Tester from Ohio

Jan 27, 2025
 
Rated: 3.78 by hockeypuck from Maine

Dec 21, 2024
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Reviewed by DDiFran from Ohio

3.93/5  rDev +3.7%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
L: hazy pale straw with a wispy white head that lingers a bit. Even leaves a little lace
S: light citrus and biscuits
T: surprisingly flavorful for an adjunct lager. Bread and citrus to start with a tart hop finish
F: crisp and bright. Lots of carbonation leading to lots of burbs and eventually farts. Right on brand
O: really drinkable with enough flavor to keep it from being boring like most AALs
Dec 12, 2024
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Reviewed by buschbeer from Ohio

3.59/5  rDev -5.3%
look: 3.75 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
16 FL. OZ. can
Served in a tulip glass

This beer pours straw colored with a slight haze to it. It is topped with a couple inches of creamy, white head that lacks any hair follicles, rendering this beer bald. Rings of foam coat the side of the glass as I consume.

It smells like noble hops. I get some minerally notes along with a touch of citrus. Malt. Kind of a caramel and toast smell. And some obligatory steeped corn. I expected it to taste salty and sad, like licking a bald man's head.

Noble hops with flashes of caramel and toast.

Light bodied with a thin mouthfeel

Taste the baldness. Ride the baldness.
Aug 21, 2024
 
Rated: 3.54 by prototypic from Ohio

Jan 20, 2024