Future You Hates You (Ghost 825)
Adroit Theory Brewing Company

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From:
Adroit Theory Brewing Company
 
Virginia, United States
Style:
Russian Imperial Stout
ABV:
13.5%
Score:
+6 ratings needed
Avg:
3.96 | pDev: 7.58%
Ratings:
4 | reviews: 2
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Feb 23, 2021
Added:
Mar 17, 2020
Wants:
  0
Gots:
  0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
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Reviewed by maximum12 from Minnesota

3.55/5  rDev -10.4%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.5 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.5
A 16 oz. can purchased because it’s one of the best beer names I’ve seen. I know I sucked at nineteen. Ha!

Hard, brooding black with more bad opinions than a Newsmax talk show host. Smells better though; hazelnuts & a smear of sweetness. I’m sure the ingredients are in there somewhere.

Future You Hates You doesn’t skimp on the additives. Like the nose, hazelnuts & sweet malts drive the self-awareness of this brew. Mid-palate cocoa nibs shank the hazelnuts & there’s a bitter undercurrent (without any roast) that cuts the sugar high to an acceptable level. Coconut is MIA with a touch of brown leather on the finish. Thick, borderline syrupy. The big can might have been a mistake, this was actually better before it warmed up to room temp.

Interesting beer that leans hard into the hazelnut wind. Solid.
Feb 23, 2021
 
Rated: 4.09 by SG_H44 from South Korea

Jan 03, 2021
 
Rated: 4.36 by JamieDuncan from Maryland

Mar 24, 2020
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Reviewed by avalon07 from South Carolina

3.83/5  rDev -3.3%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4.25 | overall: 3.75
L: Poured from a tallboy can to a pint glass. Had a deep, dark brown / black color and a thick, opaque consistency. There was a quarter inch of foamy, tan-colored head that lasted an average length of time. Not much lacing here.

S: A decent, but not spectacular, aroma of coffee, malt, chocolate, and an earthy quality.

T: Tasted of a good amount of roasted malt (present throughout; a big factor), some of the earthy quality (an underlying presence), some dark chocolate notes (less than expected, but still there), some coffee, and a hint of leathery quality. This is a decent flavor, but needs a bit oomph in some areas. Still, not bad.

F: A fair amount of carbonation with a smooth and dry finish. Medium-bodied.

O: An uneven beer, but it has some good qualities. Worth a try.
Mar 17, 2020