The Hammer, The Bullet & The Vise
Half Acre Beer Company

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From:
Half Acre Beer Company
 
Illinois, United States
Style:
English Brown Ale
ABV:
5.5%
Score:
88
Avg:
3.95 | pDev: 9.87%
Ratings:
71 | reviews: 7
Status:
Retired
Rated:
Dec 22, 2014
Added:
Feb 08, 2012
Wants:
  4
Gots:
  2
There was a time when children ran around loose and fearless, getting filthy and being perfectly reckless. Kids kicked the crap out of each other and instantly let it go, they built unsafe structures to call their own and lived far more free of the burden of being broken. At some point helmets took over, little hands made cel phone calls to check in and parental reign created a claustrophobic, false sense of safety.

In remembering a time when kids ran wild, we brewed The Hammer, The Bullet, & The Vise. A nutty and soft english brown beer brewed with all German malts to lull your mind.
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Ratings by SWChi:
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Rated by SWChi from Illinois

3.75/5  rDev -5.1%

Sep 11, 2014
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Rated: 3.43 by enelson from Illinois

Dec 22, 2014
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Reviewed by StonedTrippin from Colorado

4/5  rDev +1.3%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
so while i was drinking this, i was thinking to myself that this might well be the best brown ale i have ever had. straight up that is, no barrels or chocolate or anything. maybe even with those other things, this is near the top of the list. its big in body but the english yeast does a nice job of drying it out in the finish, coaxing the most interesting flavors out of the malt, and adding a familiarity that is comfortable for me. its much darker than the style standard, looking more like a heady porter in my glass, with notes of vanilla and dark toast coming in the aroma. in the flavor, i get some darker chocolate notes, a brown sugar raw sweetness in the middle, a fleshy grainy cereal thing, and finally the english ale yeast. its rich but drinkable, perfect for the morning and perfect for cold weather. i would have called this my favorite brown ale of 2014, but then i had their coffee brown, which took things to an entirely different level. from wonderful to unforgettable.
Dec 10, 2014
 
Rated: 3.96 by TWStandley from Massachusetts

Nov 22, 2014
 
Rated: 3.5 by BeerOps from Illinois

Nov 22, 2014
 
Rated: 3.75 by breakingbland from Michigan

Nov 21, 2014
 
Rated: 3.5 by drewone from California

Nov 15, 2014
 
Rated: 3.8 by Wowcoolman from California

Nov 15, 2014
 
 
Rated: 5 by ChainChompsky from Illinois

Nov 10, 2014
 
Rated: 3.5 by little_star from Illinois

Nov 08, 2014
 
Rated: 4 by BarrytheBear from Wisconsin

Nov 03, 2014
 
Rated: 4 by funkyaudio from Illinois

Nov 01, 2014
 
Rated: 3.75 by Norseman from Illinois

Nov 01, 2014
 
Rated: 3.25 by AndyEdgar from Illinois

Oct 24, 2014
 
Rated: 4 by bcm75 from Illinois

Oct 24, 2014
 
Rated: 4 by Makubex from Illinois

Sep 12, 2014
 
Rated: 4.25 by CraigTravor from California

Jul 21, 2014
 
Rated: 3.75 by BRami127 from Illinois

Jul 05, 2014
 
Rated: 3.25 by gmendez1122 from Illinois

Apr 10, 2014