Abuznik
Fast Fashion Brewing Company


- From:
- Fast Fashion Brewing Company
- Washington, United States
- Style:
- Czech / Bohemian Pilsner
- ABV:
- 5.3%
- Score:
- +7 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 3.72 | pDev: 2.15%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Sep 11, 2025
- Added:
- Apr 23, 2025
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
No description / notes.
Recent ratings and reviews.
Reviewed by Beginner2 from Illinois
3.6/5 rDev -3.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
3.6/5 rDev -3.2%
look: 3.5 | smell: 3.5 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.5 | overall: 3.5
This is only my second from Fast Fashion. While it doesn't spill yet over into its brewing, their website seems like it is trying to pull a Fast One. Either their website is way under-developed for a five year old, or I am (certainly for a 72 year old.) FF has a home page that repeats itself in these bold letters and then I couldn't find any other pages (and I go on at least two brewer websites a day.) Pushing the envelope too far in brewing will get you in trouble in today's slowing market and it will do the same to a small micro if it doesn't bother to develop a website. And then to trick your drinkers into thinking there is more to the forever scrolled Home Page, that strikes me as BS. Hence I only give minimal Overall Hugs to FFBC.
As for Abuznik, I dock its Looks for an ugly label. Smells are mostly malt which I actually like in the Tastes, me being a malt-head. Only in the finish do hops faintly appear. But Czech Pils devotees will expect more hops. Lighter than medium-mouthed. One and done for me.
Sep 01, 2025As for Abuznik, I dock its Looks for an ugly label. Smells are mostly malt which I actually like in the Tastes, me being a malt-head. Only in the finish do hops faintly appear. But Czech Pils devotees will expect more hops. Lighter than medium-mouthed. One and done for me.
Reviewed by mactrail from Washington
3.78/5 rDev +1.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
3.78/5 rDev +1.6%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 3.75 | overall: 3.75
Clear amber brew with abundant foam in the PIlsner glass. Sudsy and mouthfilling. Warm with malt and somewhat sweet like a Helles. Resiny hop tang. Aroma is wood and green hay. Moderate bitter aftertaste. Quite quaffable and more complex than some.
I have to say, this is one of the stupidest, ugliest beer labels ever. The dark brown label with ocher lettering seems designed to be illegible, and the main image is apparently a moose turd doused in blood with bones sticking out of it. From the 16 oz can, not dated.
Apr 23, 2025I have to say, this is one of the stupidest, ugliest beer labels ever. The dark brown label with ocher lettering seems designed to be illegible, and the main image is apparently a moose turd doused in blood with bones sticking out of it. From the 16 oz can, not dated.
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