60 Days In Hell
There Does Not Exist

- From:
- There Does Not Exist
- California, United States
- Style:
- Helles
- ABV:
- 4.7%
- Score:
- +4 ratings needed
- Avg:
- 4.09 | pDev: 5.62%
- Ratings:
- | reviews: 2
- Status:
- Active
- Rated:
- Dec 07, 2023
- Added:
- Sep 20, 2021
- Wants:
- 0
- Gots:
- 0
60 Days In Hell, our new lager bier hell, is brewed with 100% German grown raw materials, fermented ice cold, matured at freezing temperatures for 45+ days, and filtered for brilliant clarity. It was hopped in the kettle with Hallertau Tradition and Tettnanger hops to give a light spicy note with a hint of floral quality. A touch of biscuit character, and just a quick hit of sweetness from the decocted Pilsner malt, make this beer EXTREMELY crushable and clean. Helles is truly one of the great beer styles of the world. An exercise in simplicity and nuance, but also complex and HIGHLY enjoyable, all at the same time. This is the kind of beer I would sell my soul for… Or maybe sold my soul for…
Recent ratings and reviews.
Ratings by Blogjackets:
Rated by Blogjackets from Ohio
4/5 rDev -2.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Jul 18, 2022
4/5 rDev -2.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
Jul 18, 2022
More User Ratings:
Reviewed by BucannonXC5 from California
3.81/5 rDev -6.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75
3.81/5 rDev -6.8%
look: 4.25 | smell: 3.75 | taste: 3.75 | feel: 4 | overall: 3.75
Type: 16-oz. can
Reviewed as: Munich Helles Lager
Glass: Three Weavers 16-oz. Willi Becher glass
Price: $3.99
From: Windmill Farms in Del Cerro (San Diego), Calif.
Purchased: Feb. 17, 2022
Consumed: Feb. 26, 2022
Misc.: Canned on Nov. 19, 2021
Figured it had been awhile since I’d been to Windmill Farms so I stopped by for a sandwich and grabbed four beers as well. Online description I found read “60 Days In Hell, our new lager bier hell, is brewed with 100% German grown raw materials, fermented ice cold, matured at freezing temperatures for 45+ days, and filtered for brilliant clarity. It was hopped in the kettle with Hallertau Tradition and Tettnanger hops to give a light spicy note with a hint of floral quality. A touch of biscuit character, and just a quick hit of sweetness from the decocted Pilsner malt, make this beer EXTREMELY crushable and clean. Helles is truly one of the great beer styles of the world. An exercise in simplicity and nuance, but also complex and HIGHLY enjoyable, all at the same time. This is the kind of beer I would sell my soul for… Or maybe sold my soul for…”
Poured a medium yellow clear color with 3-to-4 fingers of rocky-to-frothy white head. Slow moving bubbles coming up from the bottom of the glass. Excellent semi-layered lacing. Excellent retention. (Sight - 4.25)
Smelled corn, Corn Pops cereal, honey, Corn Flakes, grass and spoiled fruit. Much better out of the can. (Smell - 3.75)
Taste followed the nose for the most part. In order got corn, Corn Pops cereal, honey, grass, chalk and earthy pilsner malt. (Taste - 3.75)
Medium body. Creamy texture. Lively carbonation. Long, dry finish. (Feel - 4.00)
This was a very good Helles Lager. (Overall - 3.75)
3.81| 86 | B+
Dec 07, 2023Reviewed as: Munich Helles Lager
Glass: Three Weavers 16-oz. Willi Becher glass
Price: $3.99
From: Windmill Farms in Del Cerro (San Diego), Calif.
Purchased: Feb. 17, 2022
Consumed: Feb. 26, 2022
Misc.: Canned on Nov. 19, 2021
Figured it had been awhile since I’d been to Windmill Farms so I stopped by for a sandwich and grabbed four beers as well. Online description I found read “60 Days In Hell, our new lager bier hell, is brewed with 100% German grown raw materials, fermented ice cold, matured at freezing temperatures for 45+ days, and filtered for brilliant clarity. It was hopped in the kettle with Hallertau Tradition and Tettnanger hops to give a light spicy note with a hint of floral quality. A touch of biscuit character, and just a quick hit of sweetness from the decocted Pilsner malt, make this beer EXTREMELY crushable and clean. Helles is truly one of the great beer styles of the world. An exercise in simplicity and nuance, but also complex and HIGHLY enjoyable, all at the same time. This is the kind of beer I would sell my soul for… Or maybe sold my soul for…”
Poured a medium yellow clear color with 3-to-4 fingers of rocky-to-frothy white head. Slow moving bubbles coming up from the bottom of the glass. Excellent semi-layered lacing. Excellent retention. (Sight - 4.25)
Smelled corn, Corn Pops cereal, honey, Corn Flakes, grass and spoiled fruit. Much better out of the can. (Smell - 3.75)
Taste followed the nose for the most part. In order got corn, Corn Pops cereal, honey, grass, chalk and earthy pilsner malt. (Taste - 3.75)
Medium body. Creamy texture. Lively carbonation. Long, dry finish. (Feel - 4.00)
This was a very good Helles Lager. (Overall - 3.75)
3.81| 86 | B+
Reviewed by RaulMondesi from California
4/5 rDev -2.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
4/5 rDev -2.2%
look: 4 | smell: 4 | taste: 4 | feel: 4 | overall: 4
So you’re not feeling Fellini - nor opening a page of Burges. 60 Days In Hell is more Hemingway and John Wayne - I’m talking more so straight up adventure. There’s nothing to decipher, and it’s not wrapped up with a pretty bow. Boom. A clean and crisp Lager about as beautiful as Gretzky’s last assist.
Let’s go.
Jul 02, 2022Let’s go.
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